by Lelegirll March 15, 2009
When a person has swallowed so much jizz that their bodily fluids have been totally replaced by seaman. Any injury thereafter will result in clotting filled with jizz!
Example: Doza spent so much time as the pivot man in the circle jerk that his blood was soon replaced by seaman. After receiving a particularly hefty mushroom stamp to his skull from James, he developed a nearly fatal "Jizz Clot" in his brain!
by nonkatt August 13, 2011
Any kind of performance where jizz plays a central role. Snowballing, sperm cocktails (aka jizztinis), or any other show featuring jizz as the main prop is a jizz trick.
"We had amazing sex, then I shot my load on her. She did this amazing jizz trick, scooping up all my jizz with a spoon and drinking it. I think I'm in love."
by Jackie Lantern December 08, 2013
When a concentrated large amount of semen explodes from the tip of the penis, typically after female stimulation, and scatters sporadically throughout the room leaving several wet stains everywhere.
If proper caution is not taken, the jizz will typically land all over the body of the ejaculator.
If proper caution is not taken, the jizz will typically land all over the body of the ejaculator.
After Brian returned from the dance and promptly masturbated, he shotgun jizzed all over his own face.
by machisimobadass January 21, 2010
an organ that surrounds the urethra of males at the base of the bladder, comprising a muscular portion, which controls the release of urine, and a glandular portion, which secretes an alkaline fluid that makes up part of the semen and enhances the motility and fertility of sperm.
by CC3631 October 05, 2008
1. A Euphemism for a Jizzing Cock
2. Semen frozen in the form of a lolly pop. (Often served to Mother in Law as some form of prank punishment.)
2. Semen frozen in the form of a lolly pop. (Often served to Mother in Law as some form of prank punishment.)
1. Stace: I fancy an ice cream
Kyle: Have a suck on my Jizz Lolly
2. Mother in Law: Why don't you get a real job?
Kyle: I'm very sorry mo in larw; would you care for a lolly pop? Im just about to make some.
Kyle: Have a suck on my Jizz Lolly
2. Mother in Law: Why don't you get a real job?
Kyle: I'm very sorry mo in larw; would you care for a lolly pop? Im just about to make some.
by Apedanger May 19, 2008
The act of a man blowing his load while simultaneously flailing his penis, like a magic wand, all over someones face
After her first time anal, i whipped my meat-lance out of her butt and showered her with my Jizz Wand.
by Ant Beniquez August 20, 2009