melbourne trenches

a phrase used (most commonly) by aussie white boys who lived in a suburban area all their lives and want to feel like they're thugs or gangbangers.

'yo i grew up in the melbourne trenches you'd get banged if u acted like that in my hood.'- kyle
'ur mums name is Brittany and she drives a range rover shut the fuck up'-any sane persons reply

by look_at_all_those_chickens August 22, 2021

trench fur

pubes

Becky: "Get yourself a wax, that trench fur is overwhelming. Storming those trenches must leave your boyfriend with more defeat in his eyes than Robert Nivelle after the Battle of Verdun."

by panamarama September 9, 2010

cod trench

The furry cup

I about boked when I got down to her cod trench, fucking minging man!

by Anonymous May 29, 2003

trench vag

A vag that is so deep you can stand up and walk around inside

That girl has such a trench vag.

by Dhdgdhdf May 3, 2018

Booty Trench

When your ass crack is so deep and long and dirty brown and shit like the trenches from WW1

Hey man did you hear Lataetae has a Booty Trench?

by ThotDaddy69 October 8, 2019

Trench gash

A girl who is dirty, and sleeps with everyone, also known as a get around. She is ugly, and you hate her, so you simply insult her with trenchgash.

"suck out you melt."

Hahaa, Log on to jog on.com, u An ur trench gash can hold it up sweetie. "

by RudeeeeGaaaal. May 13, 2011

Man Trench

The case of when an attractive young gay male pretty much only exclusively has sexual intercourse with men older than himself.
Providing a nice deep hole for older men to spin their salami stick for a good time.

No stranger to Daddy sausage parties.

Despite his ways, he has no problem in getting what he wants, a nice deep tube packing.

Young Male; "Hi, Daddy. You interested in stuffing your big thick Salami stick in my tight deep Man Trench?"
Daddy; "Come bring that beautiful Man Trench to Daddy, I've got a lengthy surprise for you."

by Daddy's Trench Boy August 10, 2017