cone hoop

Will was going to cone hoop Taylor because they are both homosexuals who enjoy sex with other men.
by Flagrant-two June 22, 2011
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Classroom Hoops

When you have an unwanted piece of paper in a classroom, and you don't feel like wasting the energy (And creating the awkward moment when everyone looks at you when you get up and throw something away) by walking to the trash can to throw it away. So instead, you tap your neighbor on the shoulder and say "Check this". While you crunch up the piece of paper, you imagine yourself making a perfect shot into the trash can in slow motion. As you release the paper ball one of two things can happen: 1)You already know you completely missed and you will look like a complete idiot for wasting your neighbor's (And possibly the girl you still need to ask out's) time to see you throw a piece of paper on the ground. 2) You will make the impossible shot directly into the trash can and get thumbs up and pats on the backs by everyone who saw you perform the feat.
*Takes place in a boring science lesson
Man 1: Yo bro, check out my skills.
Man 2: Go for it.
*Man 1 makes the shot
Man 2: Dude, you have got some serious Classroom Hoops skills!
by duckinator617 July 28, 2010
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poop hoop

When you're having anal sex with a female (or male) and you pull out before you cum.
Back away, and try to ejaculate into the asshole of your partner from a distance. This is the "poop hoop". Points vary depending on the distance in which you came. You can only score if you actually land your semen within your partner's asshole.
John: "Dude, I just scored a 3 pointer poop hoop on Susan last night!"
Jack: "Wicked sick man, the highest I ever got to was 2 points."
by edgelord supreme-meme February 21, 2018
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Poop Hoop

Me: Did you see that ball go round and round the hoop like a toilet bowl?
Doug: Yeah, but we real hoopers don't call it a toilet ball. We call it a "poop hoop."
by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021
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Hoop Spin

In a basket ball game when someone does or does not get a basket and the ball spins around the hoop
Shiiit, we were 1 point behind and i thought he was gonna get it in but he fucked it up with a hoop spin./
YES! i was sure the ball was gonna go out but he didnt! fantastic hoop spin by michael
by ~~.:Hector:.~~ October 30, 2007
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Scran the hoop

Anything in the way of eating or licking someone’s anus or having it done to you.
Missed out on my dinner earlier. Oh well. I think my girls coming over I’ll scran the hoop.
by Pseudowho69 April 24, 2021
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Shut hoop

Shut Hoop is a mild version of texting the phrase Shut up. It can be used as a way to not hurt your friends but also let them know they need to shut up.
by RingaRingaRinga June 09, 2020
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