holiday humper

Someone that likes to have sex mostly on holidays, or the holiday season.

Johnny I really horny around Christmas time. He is a holiday humper.

by justincaseuwerewonder November 28, 2013

WALC Couch Humper

The individual who decided to watch porn while humping a couch in the WALC (Wilmeth Active Learning Center) at Purdue University.

Hey? Did you hear about the WALC Couch Humper?

Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!

by sillygeese January 26, 2024

Ball humper

A ball humper is when someone is forced to carress someone else's balls.

"Girl, you are such a ball humper."

by P. Orno May 31, 2018

Hentai Humper

Someone who loves anime that they masturbate to anime and dream of a anime bukakke with them in the middle

Bob: I want to go and have steamy buttsex with Hatsune Miku
John: Don't be such a Hentai Humper

by Fuk yo shi November 24, 2015

Couch humper

JD Vance

JD Vance is a couch humper

by BnuuyTheLoser August 10, 2024

Money humper

Someone that dedicates all his time, power and free time into work. Just to gain more and more money but then in the end never spend it. These people usually end up all alone and never get happy in life.

My son is such a money humper... i just wish he would find himself a good girl!

by txotumiii January 4, 2023

couch humper

JD VANCE

Did you hear Trump made that fucking hypocrite couch humper his running mate? Yeah I hope he’s prepared himself for the MAGA mob to pull him up on a noose.

by Yum yum police July 22, 2024