Humper sputter

When in the act of cumming, or squirting, you move your hips in skipping steps one way and rapidly back the other; like a sprinkler.
I haven't ejaculated in 3 weeks. Last night I had such bad humper sputter.
by JediMasterB June 06, 2021
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Hefty Humper

A person or thing that humps anything in its way. Known for falling on the ground and having an orgasm from thinking about the many fruits and vegetables they fucked last night. Also known as Miley Cyrus.
by 1212qazwsx April 04, 2017
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cum humper

when some one jacks off whit there own semen
DUDE! jack is such a cum humper
by 4lph4 May 20, 2015
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label humper

One whoe buys a bottle of wine by the look of the label.
Because no one could assist me at the wine shop, I had to be a label humper.
by Jacy C December 18, 2008
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Foot humper

A nervous, pervert, squirrel. A guy that is is weird in a strange way that naturally upsets any woman he meets. A misfit that didn't get the memo. A dumbass who secretly thinks he is the shit. The wimp that thinks he's a pimp. He is the monkey that fucks the football. An adult male that your mother sprays down with the garden hose when he comes around. The fucked up guy that drugs the others in The Hangover films. A super pest. The little CHihuahua that humps the shit out of your foot while you wait for your girlfriend with her father.
Aw, here comes that foot humper that latched on to me a few years ago. How did he know I am going to the club?
by Screaming Pontiac Goat November 14, 2020
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Thumb Humper

A dorky guy trying to be cool on the internet by talking smack to people for random thrills. This person is usually found annoying by everyone. He could be playing an internet game, leaving rude youtube comments, or spamming lameness upon social networking sites.
Yeah, don't pay attention to that thumb humper. He's been bugging people all day!
by MJwins June 21, 2010
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hop humper

A man with a small dick and cannot satisfy you with it and hops around doing it to other women
Wow Brian is the towns hop humper according to the ladies at the bar!
by wio April 23, 2023
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