one handed high five

Jerking it as a means to boost one's self esteem.

Joe was feeling pretty down about the ladies rejecting him all the time so he gave himself a one handed high five.

by RageQTR November 30, 2009

Black Market High-Five

At the end of performing intercourse from behind, one must pull out, ejaculate on his own hand and slap his partner across the face with it.

Susie hasn't let me try anything new in bed since I gave her that Black Market High-Five

by S.Meadows November 30, 2010

white guy high five

also may be known as a jumping high five it starts when two people start a distance from each other and then proceed to run and when getting close jump in the air and give a high five.

While may seem cool in theory, it actually looks quite stupid.

"Did you just give that guy a white guy high five? You are such a stereotypical caucasian Mark"

by bakaryu August 9, 2004

Self-loathing High-Five

After a person pours their heart out to you in some sad story that you either do not care about or have lost interest in, a high-five is offered by saying "Aww, I'm sorry... self-loathing high-five?" that basically shows false empathy and lack of sympathy that the person is actually seeking, thus showing that the person has not only had a bad day but hates themselves as well.

Girl: "I spilled my lunch all over myself at lunch and while everyone was laughing at me, my boyfriend told me he was dumping me for another girl."
Boy: "That sucks. Self-loathing high-five?"
Girl: "Sure" (high-fives the person)

by coachcmiller September 30, 2013

Look-away High Five

A high Five given for something oneself could not approve of, which still fulfills the reqierments for a high five .
It's executed by holding your hand up, while looking away from the other Person.

A:"Hey I've seen the your moms boobs "
*reaches over for look-away high five*
B: *looking away frowning while holding his hand up*

by Razor Treewise September 18, 2014

Dick high five

When the ultimate level of Bromance is reached, the need for high fives and fist bumps are replaced with DIck High Five's. Where a group of bros mash their dicks together.

Bruh, my boy finally got his dick wet last night. This calls for copious amounts of liquor and DIck High Fives !

by BlackyDaHo June 20, 2017

flying nut high five

the attempt of jump up in the air, running at another dude, spread your legs, and then knock your nuts together

Bam and Ryan could never accomplish the flying nut high five

by 3PACTVHD March 11, 2016