Jesse Hitaffer

Who?

Random person: you know Jesse? (Jesse Hitaffer)
Other person: no. Who's that?

by SD J.E.S.S.E November 28, 2024

Cupid's Hetarrow

A straight person who's always trying to set up their gay friends with every gay person they meet.

Straight friend: "I met a lesbian at the grocery store today. You two should go out"
Lesbian friend: "For the last time, I won't go out with just any gay person you meet. Stop being such a Cupid's Hetarrow"

by pretentiouspasta September 11, 2016