bellend hat

a sexual aid worn on your head whilst chanting foreskin. common among devonians whilst tucking their heads inside there foreskin and rolling around on the floor.

matt put his bellend hat on and orgasmed instantly

by marvin barrs November 22, 2004

This isn't a hat

A word for describing something, but it cannot be a hat.

A telephone with "this isn't a hat" written on it.

by whatever. whatever May 16, 2009

hag hat

When a woman of a certain age (old) has a mass of steel-grey hair that conjures the appearance of a seriously horrific hat.

As she approached, I thought to myself that it may be Halloween, but then I quickly realized the hag hat she wore was her crowning glory way back in the day.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2019

Squirrel Hat

n. A bowl shaped item fasioned by the collecting of sperm inside the foreskin and waiting until it dries. The resultant fragile casting is so named for its resemblance to a hat that could only fit a small rodent.

I broke my leg last year and had to spend 2 months in bed. Having bored myself of world of warcraft and youtube, i just spent the most of it making squirrel hats.

by Alanicor March 9, 2010

hi hat

The hihat consists of two cymbals mounted on a metal stand. The top cymbal can move up and down to open or close the hihat via the pedal. It can be played in both the open and closed positions.

That hi hat sounds so tight.

by tre013 November 10, 2006

Skin Hat

The act of placing your ball sack on soemone's head.

Charlie gave his boyfriend a skin hat because Charlie is the gayest kid ever.

by Dave April 7, 2004

Fart Hat

The act of farting on top of a persons head.

My boyfriends bald head was cold so I spread my butt cheeks apart, sat on his head, and gave him a fart hat.

by Fart Hat October 11, 2018