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Jersey Hamburger

When you're going to pound town and you fold her in half "hamburger style" putting her feet behind her head. There's a proud New Jersian who claims that this is his signature move making it the Jersey Hamburger.
Vinny: Hey Tony, you get a piece of ass last night?
Tony: Yea bro, I have her the ol Jersey Hamburger.
by Fhritp16 July 29, 2016
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hamburger patties

"Damn, her tits are so small they look like hamburger patties with combos"
by steph & ro October 26, 2003
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Hamburger Hand

When your hand smells like hamburger for hours after eating fast food.
We went to Jack in the Box, and now I got mad hamburger hand.
by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008
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hydraulic hamburger

Let go out tonigt for some hydraulic hamburgers
by boella scheepers August 21, 2010
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Baby Hamburger

Baby Hamburger is a Viral Video, Where the baby was cooked alive inside the oven. You can also hear the baby's cry from the oven. I recommend all of you not to watch this video. This video is linked to dark web. But somehow, it remained inside the google search engine. This video is stored in a website. Please Don't Do it, Just Trust Me.
John: I Watched The Baby Hamburger Video and Now, *I'm Scared*.
Me: What The Hell!? Why Would You Watch That?
John: My Friend Told Me About That Video, I did not Trust him and Searched the video.
Me: I'll Pay For Your Therapy, John. Don't Worry
by IMNOTXYZ March 28, 2023
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Hamburger Bag

The sexual act of having anal intercourse with a person in the late stages of ebola infection, whereupon pulling out the intestinal lining sloughs off on the thing inserted in the anus (penis, dildo, banana, tom Cruise, ect.).
Guy #1: Hey, good to see your feeling better.
Guy #2: Yeah thanks man! Not only am I feeling better, but those nice guys in the CDC gave me the most awesome hamburger bags, on the hour every hour!
Guy #1: ...
by DaRealMcDoubleWifCheez November 21, 2010
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Hamburger titties

Tits that are mainly comprised by eating McDonalds in an excessive amount
1: Damn that girl has huge tits
2: Yeah but the're just hamburger titties

1: yeah but the dates at McDonalds will be cheap
by SJW Hunter January 6, 2017
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