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angry goldfish

Oral sex performed with a mouthful of chewed up crackers, preferably of the goldfish brand, but any cracker will work
That freak gave me an angry goldfish! She salty as fuck!
by Pauljamal May 7, 2018
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GoldFish

Either the snack the you eat when your hungry,or your weird as hell and ate your pet fish.
"Timmy,have you tried the goldfish snack?"
"The snacc that smiles bacc?"
"Hell yeah!"
"No,I ate my pet fish..."
by :p hi its me :) June 4, 2020
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Goldfish

A cracker shaped like a fish with different flavors such as sour cream and onion poiuzza cheese bbq and more.
Do you have any goldfish?
by foodie_gal March 18, 2017
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GoldFish

"Dude I really like GoldFish"
by 🅱️ablo January 19, 2020
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Flushing the goldfish

A good all-purpose euphemism for just about any action.
BOB: Are you alright in there, Jeff?
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.

MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.
by WhatTheYeet September 11, 2020
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Goldfish

The snack that smiles back. A cute and less objectifying way of calling someone a snack.
Rachel is a fucking goldfish
by Crahhhhhhk July 16, 2019
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