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Goldfish Roulette

The proccess of setting up bong zilla.(Beer bong with big funnel atached to many tubes) Then having you and your friends drink from the tubes, as someone pours a pitcher of beer with a goldfigh into the top. You may use mutiple fish and more beer and your choosing.
Dan- Dude did you see Ryan swallow the goldfish when we played goldfish roulette.
Moe- Yeah I was literally rolling on the floor laughing
Connor- We all were

Ryan- I took it like a champ though
by Popsdock May 31, 2016
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Goldfish

The cheese-flavored snack that supposedly smiles back, but tends to vary in that regard. Some Goldfish are all smiles, but others appear to have no smile at all. Interesting.

The original is usually the best, and with Goldfish, that is no exception. The "flavor blasted" varieties are absolutely disgusting, and the person who thought that making pizza-flavored crackers shaped like fish was absolutely fucked in the head.

Goldfish are promoted by a band of anthropomorphic fish, which are thoroughly annoying, and somewhat detract from the enjoyment of the crackers. The leader of this band of fish is named "Finn" (Ha Ha), and is somehow able to wear sunglasses, despite having eyes on the side of his head, and having no nose. He is also joined by other fish, one of which is named "X-Treme". I can only assume that he was born in the 90's. X-Treme also represents the 'Flavor blasted" variety, which happens to be the exact reason why I despise X-Treme.

The crackers are produced by Pepperidge Farms, and sold internationally. They are quite good. In fact, I am eating some at this moment (the original flavor, duh).
Person- "you want some Goldfish?'
Me- "Hell yeas"
Person- (Pours Goldfish into my hands)
In unison- "The snack that smiles back!"
by Supreme_Sucks March 23, 2017
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goldfish

when teenagers text and need a code word for face time
Hey do you wanna goldfish”
by teen texting January 17, 2019
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spooky goldfish

everyone: wow spooky goldfish is a great youtuber

everyone else: I know
by Spooky Goldfish November 30, 2020
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Goldfish

Cool, smart, lucky mofos like Arian
You radiate goldfish energy - massive goldfish energy dare I say.
by chubbybeespls July 10, 2023
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Rube Goldfish

My favorite character from SpongeBob is Rube Goldfish
by Scaredconfidence October 30, 2023
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Goldfish

The snacc that smiles bacc
I got myself some goldfish for a snacc.
by XXXClorox December 27, 2018
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