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angry goldfish

Oral sex performed with a mouthful of chewed up crackers, preferably of the goldfish brand, but any cracker will work
That freak gave me an angry goldfish! She salty as fuck!
by Pauljamal May 7, 2018
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Noah's Goldfish

noah who owns a white bowl of original goldish and is now eating it...
i have a profile piuture with Noah's Goldfish
by bigballs-2904 April 26, 2025
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Goldfish

A Female/Male who is not only a Catfish but also a gold digger.
Ex. Thing 1: Damn {Broski, I met this girl online and shes a fucking Goldfish Fam

Thing 2: jheez, you better find yourself a wholesome girl fam, shes waste.
by softboy13 April 5, 2019
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Goldfish Roulette

The proccess of setting up bong zilla.(Beer bong with big funnel atached to many tubes) Then having you and your friends drink from the tubes, as someone pours a pitcher of beer with a goldfigh into the top. You may use mutiple fish and more beer and your choosing.
Dan- Dude did you see Ryan swallow the goldfish when we played goldfish roulette.
Moe- Yeah I was literally rolling on the floor laughing
Connor- We all were

Ryan- I took it like a champ though
by Popsdock May 31, 2016
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The Solo Goldfish

The Solo Goldfish is a YouTuber based in the United States. He creates videos of things such as Minecraft videos and short films, as well as lots of random media like the "french fry video". Sometimes known as The Lonely Goldfish, this small influencer has a series called the Think Tank, in which he rants about literally anything. Take, for example, his video on why segregation is good IN A FANTASY SETTING. See, The Goldfish is not an ordinary YT content creator, he's funny, clever, and intellectual.
John McWhite-Guy: Who tf is The Solo Goldfish???
Me: A YouTuber who makes the funniest sh-t on the platform.
by 773. April 20, 2023
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Goldfish

A highly addictive drug made popular by the notorious M.T.B.
Yo! THat guy is super high on goldfish!
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Goldfish

The snack that smiles back. A cute and less objectifying way of calling someone a snack.
Rachel is a fucking goldfish
by Crahhhhhhk July 16, 2019
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