russian goggles

squatting over a girls head and placing each testacle in her eye sockets with an erection. Hense looking like "Russian Night Vision Goggles."

I gave heather the russian goggles last night.

by Dean and Bear December 9, 2003

arabian goggles

While all definitions below are true, no one has said why the goggles are 'arabian'. Here's why: during middle eastern sandstorms, a good and loving husband will give his wife the goggles so she doesn't get sand in her eyes. Most of the other definitions make it seem like it's rude or funny to give someone the arabian goggles, but that's not how it started. It's actually something only a true gentleman would do.

Girl 1: So you met him at the beach? Does he like you??
Girl 2: Like me? I think he loves me! He lent me his arabian goggles when the wind kicked up!
Girl 1: What a gentleman!

by 1ooot July 27, 2006

Stevens Goggles

Similar to beer goggles, Stevens Goggles involves drinking copious amounts of liquor or beer until females (who are normally about a 3 out of 10) become unusually attractive (about a 7 out of 10). This name is derived from the technological institute of higher learning in Hoboken, NJ, at which a very small percentage of the student body is female (~25%). Of those females, only a small percentage are attractive (~5%). Unlike beer goggles, the amounts of liquor required to make Stevens females look reasonably decent is several orders of magnitude greater than the amount required to kill a herd of cattle.

-OMFG we're going to chug everclear, let's toast: STEVENS GOGGLES FOR EVERYBODY!!!!!!
-Recently, a group of Stevens females was seen running from a very drunk man with a harpoon gun claiming to be Captain Ahab. Later in the evening, a group of males was seen trying to have sex with the same girls; they appeared to all be suffering from a case of Stevens Goggles. The next day, three men were found drowning in their own vomit on the sidewalk outside of the dormitory.

by excelsiorjss November 26, 2007

vampire goggles

When the girls looks better in Halloween costumes. A plain girl turns into a 10 when dressed as a slutty nurse.

I never thought she was that hot until she was dressed up as that slutty teacher's costume, damn I got some Vampire Goggles going on.

by Chuckles M November 1, 2006

cyber goggles

Goggles worn on the head usually by those who dress in an industrial/goth stlye. They come in many colours and some even glow. For fashion and clubwear.

Kid 1: Wear did you get those awesome cyber goggles?

Kid 2: E-bay dude! Check it out!

by eternalecstasy August 27, 2006

Mills goggles

1. When a woman has been going to Mills college so long that she begins to find anything with a penis attractive. Similar to beer goggles. Feelings of deep regret may follow hooking up with a man when seeing through Mills goggles.

2. See also: Millsbian

Mills woman: "Did you see that guy with the unibrow? Man, he's soooo hot!"
Non-Mills attending friend: "Man, you've got your Mills goggles on again. That man is a beast!"

by The C Word April 20, 2008

Andover Goggles

Since there is such a small selection of hot girls at Phillips Academy, boys at PA have come to wear Andover Goggles. Andover Goggles lower the standard on average by 3.0186. Pennies seem like nickels, and nickels seem like dimes.

Chad: "Damn bro that chick is ugly"
*puts on andover goggles*
"WOW SHES HOT!"

Winston: "That girl is a 5 in real life but with andover goggles she's a 9."

by Dr. Hagler September 27, 2010