To "Flicker Goon" is to "goon" while doing "flicking" motions at the tip. The Jamaican part comes in when you "Flicker Goon" at a 98° angle. This is a tradition associated from a small group of people found within Jamaica. This is usually abbreviated to "JFG" (Jamaican Flicker Gooning)
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by German dude August 1, 2018
Get the flicker mug.The ancient, mystical art of flicker gooning in Malmö until you transcend human existence and become a part of the urban landscape. 🌟🔮 One minute, you’re gooning at a neon sign outside a kebab shop, the next minute, you’ve entered a state of nirvana where Swedish meatballs get stuck into your urethra. 🍖✨
The key to true Malmonian Flicker Gooning is patience. Hours may pass as you fixate on flicker gooning at the sight of the Malmö Central Station’s outdated signs, or the faint glow from a malfunctioning traffic light in Västra Hamnen and flicker gooning to the speed of the lights. The more you focus, the deeper you fall into the trance of Malmonian flicker gooning, slowly becoming one with the very soul of Malmö. 🌈😌
Pro tip: For maximum effect, You will need to flicker goon in the 3rd week of February during NordicFuzzCon, for best results you should be rooming in the main hotel, The Clarion Hotel Malmö Live and in the highest floor in the hotel and in the highest numbered room number, with atleast one other person. If you manage to achieve these conditions you will be able to summon the Mascots Iris and Mausie themselves in your room! Bonus points if youre wearing nfc merch or if you have over 1k followers on twitter.com 🔥
Remember: You’re not just gooning in Malmö, you’re becoming a Malmönian, a real NordicFuzzCon attendee doing the yearly tradition of Malmönian flicker gooning. This is the highest level of gaining followers easily on twitter during NordicFuzzCon. 🌍”
The key to true Malmonian Flicker Gooning is patience. Hours may pass as you fixate on flicker gooning at the sight of the Malmö Central Station’s outdated signs, or the faint glow from a malfunctioning traffic light in Västra Hamnen and flicker gooning to the speed of the lights. The more you focus, the deeper you fall into the trance of Malmonian flicker gooning, slowly becoming one with the very soul of Malmö. 🌈😌
Pro tip: For maximum effect, You will need to flicker goon in the 3rd week of February during NordicFuzzCon, for best results you should be rooming in the main hotel, The Clarion Hotel Malmö Live and in the highest floor in the hotel and in the highest numbered room number, with atleast one other person. If you manage to achieve these conditions you will be able to summon the Mascots Iris and Mausie themselves in your room! Bonus points if youre wearing nfc merch or if you have over 1k followers on twitter.com 🔥
Remember: You’re not just gooning in Malmö, you’re becoming a Malmönian, a real NordicFuzzCon attendee doing the yearly tradition of Malmönian flicker gooning. This is the highest level of gaining followers easily on twitter during NordicFuzzCon. 🌍”
Cree: '' Damn bro I cant wait to go Malmönian Flicker Gooning during NFC this year and gain thousands of twitter followers like popufur Caramel''
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by Hehshdndocicucc May 22, 2024
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The Russian flicker edge is a variety of the traditional edge.
To edge is a masturbation technique (used mostly, but not exclusively, by men) where you intentionally bring yourself to the brink (edge) of orgasm, but don't cum. Instead, you stop and let the pleasurable feelings die down. You repeat this process of bringing yourself to the edge as many times as you wish.
A Russian flicker edge is one of the hardest variants of the traditional edge to master.
A Russian flicker edge is when you go further beyond the brink but stop cumming right before you truly cum.
Once you master this technique, you are essentially able to edge beyond your limits, almost being able to control your pleasure at will.
The Russian flicker edge is one of the hardest edge variants to master, but it’s overall worth it, although there are some negatives.
Since the Russian flicker edge is one of the most powerful edge techniques out there, it takes a high amount of energy to maintain for long periods of time, and it often causes pain to the user if it’s not mastered.
Overall, the Russian flicker edge is worth learning, although it takes time to master if you want to use such a powerful technique.
The Russian flicker edge is a variety of the traditional edge.
To edge is a masturbation technique (used mostly, but not exclusively, by men) where you intentionally bring yourself to the brink (edge) of orgasm, but don't cum. Instead, you stop and let the pleasurable feelings die down. You repeat this process of bringing yourself to the edge as many times as you wish.
A Russian flicker edge is one of the hardest variants of the traditional edge to master.
A Russian flicker edge is when you go further beyond the brink but stop cumming right before you truly cum.
Once you master this technique, you are essentially able to edge beyond your limits, almost being able to control your pleasure at will.
The Russian flicker edge is one of the hardest edge variants to master, but it’s overall worth it, although there are some negatives.
Since the Russian flicker edge is one of the most powerful edge techniques out there, it takes a high amount of energy to maintain for long periods of time, and it often causes pain to the user if it’s not mastered.
Overall, the Russian flicker edge is worth learning, although it takes time to master if you want to use such a powerful technique.
by Racest god eater 9000 May 24, 2024
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Matthew: Hey, have you ever attained the state of 'flicker gooning'?
Jared: Not yet, but my Dark Gooner friend can enter it for seven seconds.
Jared: Not yet, but my Dark Gooner friend can enter it for seven seconds.
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