chutney ferret

A breed of perculiarly tail-less ferret, specific to the Isle of Chutney, Nova Scotia.

Associated genetic traits include highly promiscuous mating practices with either sex or with other species.

Chutney ferret - any hole's a goal

by sidddd November 1, 2009

FerreDuDrknes

a mis spelling of FerreDuDarknes

note Ferre is part of the world owning , killing machine known as BC or black company , or alternately "those god damned bastards who grief me like a trammy cheerleader on prom night- complete with the sticky faced long walk home - alone"

note Ferre is part of the world owning , killing machine known as BC or black company , or alternately "those god damned bastards who grief me like a trammy cheerleader on prom night- complete with the sticky faced long

by DAE KILLER February 18, 2005

ferret tits

Tits that are long, thin and droopy. They appear as though there are two dead ferrets hanging from a woman's chest. See sock tits.

Dude 1: Man, that chick is hot. Why don't you run wing man with her friend so I can take her back to the hotel?
Dude 2: Fuck that! That bitch has ferret tits.
Dude 1: I know she has ferret tits. That's the one I want.
Dude 2: You're sick, Tony.

by crackleton January 25, 2011

ferreira

Ferreira has got the huge penis on the planet! He can get the girls he wants! He's sexy af!

Ferreira is hot

by FantasticShit February 22, 2017

Ferral

Angry

Ferral

by askhdoikasnd January 30, 2021

Dirty farrell

Sucking chocolate milk out of someone’s belly button while you have their toe in your asshole

On my tinder date last night she asked me if I was thirsty and I ended up doing a dirty farrell

by Sharky3 April 20, 2020

Tickle the Ferret

When one is wiping ones bottom and either the bog roll rips or there is a finger slippage resulting in the tickling of a whiskery brown 'ferret' or asshole.

Mate i just Tickled the Ferret

or

Man 1: Did you just Tickle the Ferret?
Man 2: Maybe...

by LORDofTHEnorth April 19, 2010