false clarity

that state of mind at 2:04 AM when you think you feel good and you want and need to do something, but you really should just go to sleep, actually you should've done so four hours ago

i'm not sure if i'm doing myself any good by staying up at night writing this, maybe this is just me having a moment of false clarity of mind and i really really should just stop because I'm clearly not in the position to make rational, good and healthy decisions for myself RIP i'll sleep tomorrow
oh wait, it's tomorrow

RIP

by personalcomputer May 30, 2017

false acceptance

pretending to be nice to someone deemed "embarrassing" as a way to seem funny. often done by people who believe someone who is outcasted so they pretend to like them because its seen as embarrassing and funny to interact with them.

"false acceptance is normally done as an ableist micro aggression"

by iamactuallyautistic March 10, 2021

false terrible

a falsehood so heinous as to be worthy of incoherent, spluttered response.

Hipster 1: So Rob says you smurfed him in the carpark...
Hipster 2: I... adda...wibba...that's a false terrible! What an arseclown.

by lowcloud April 22, 2008

False Shift

Pretending you have a stick shift when you really drive a manual car,

"Dude, were you just false shifting your manual?"

by Chrisitan Jordan June 5, 2012

False Flag

African American street gang-related slang which refers to the act of representing onesself as a member of an urban family (E.g., Vice Lord, Blackstone, Disciple, etc.) when one doesn't actually belong to that family.

Homeboy got touched up for false flaggin'. We don't play that in the wild hunneds.

by stagolee June 12, 2009

False Bottom

When you take a shit and think you are done. Within 15 minutes you are back on the crapper shitting again. Not to be confused with diarrhea.

When I got up this morning, I had a nice crap, but when I was just about out the door I false bottomed.

by upsat1976 July 2, 2009

False Friction

Alliterative phrase used when someone is paranoid that there is "friction" (tension) between them and someone else. The "friction" is usually exaggerated and "false", e.g. non existent.

1)
A: "hm, why hasn't Julie 'phoned me"
B: "she is busy, stop creating false friction"

2)
A: "I think there is some false friction between me and Lucy"
B: "dude, thats not false, you tried to kiss her at the airport!"

by False Friction September 8, 2005