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Email Dicknob

1. A person that consistently responds to email in the most arrogant and / or demeaning way possible in as few words as possible, but when in face to face interactions are kind and considerate.

2. A person that sends an email response equivalent to one word for every sentence received.
Example #1. I was surprised by what a nice guy John Doe was, because he is such an "email dicknob".

Example #2. Original Email Message:
John Doe, it was great to meet with you today. I enjoyed the opportunity to discuss our potential for partnering together in this exciting joint venture. I know that we have the right plan in place, and look forward to our long term success.

John Doe Response

- Me too
by Scottrude May 27, 2010
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Ne'ermind

"You what? Ne'ermind..."
by Monk December 21, 2004
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email jail

The inability to send email due to the fact that the IT guys have limited your mailbox size. Indication of Email Jail is the message 'your mailbos is over the size limit'. Cursing the IT guys does not get you out of email jail.
Ya, bra! I'd send over that cool new porn link, but I am in email jail.
by Darall Harris August 15, 2007
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Email Bomb

E-Mail bombing is when some one uses a program to send hundreds of Junk or random emails to another person. You can block this person but they may just create another email address to E-Mail Bomb you.
Friend: yo what's up man?
Victim: not much man, i just got email bombed.
Friend: damn, that sucks.
Victim: yeah, they sent 250 emails.
by cooldude101 June 3, 2008
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email-rambling

Def. 1: Like regular verbal rambling, except it's in the form of an email.

Def. 2: Where a person carries on at length about a desired topic in the form of an email. Often not actually making a point about anything at all. And often sent to a close friend, co-worker, or confidant.
Ingrid: Geez, I was so bored at work yesterday.
Edward: Obviously. You were email-rambling about that guy who never called you from last weekend.
Ingrid: Oh, right. Thanks for the reminder.
Edward: Sorry. Email-ramble all you want. We all do it.
by Ingrid Carmichael October 23, 2005
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Ermias

Cool, Handsome, Smart, Athletic,... The chosen one.
Yo Ermias why are you so perfect?
by thechosenmofo November 14, 2020
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Undead Erman

The act in which an Emo cuts his penis and slowly jacks himself off while crying in his own sorrow.
As Johnny sat there, he slowly gave himself an undead erman. There was nothing left for him.
by GJS January 18, 2008
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