girl with dyed hair

a creature that will key your car if your text backs aren't as quick as hers

my gf is a girl with dyed hair and she gave my penis ptsd

by Quizzleington January 11, 2025

Dying Bees

When bees die because the were contaminated by pesticide

SAVE THE DYING BEES

by CAT9000 November 2, 2018

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

dying old man intestines

When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.

It smells like dying old man intestines in there

by Pebbles B August 31, 2023

Guy dyed

1) the pit stains on a white tshirt after many wears

2) jizz stains that won’t wash away, making a TieDye

I went to grab a shirt for my first date, but it’s been guy dyed, I need some help!

by Gtru197 March 21, 2023

Dying Gaul

An act between 2 men, one of whom has balanitis - it is similar to "deep throating" but employs erotic asphyxia

He took me home to "read me some history" and ended up giving me a Dying Gaul. I choked and needed chlorhexidine mouthwash for weeks

by Edmund Morrish February 12, 2025

dying

Well what the fuck do you think it means?

HES FUCKING DYING HELP HIM!!!

by CycloreX February 3, 2025