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Douso Bak

Another word meaning not only Douche Bag, but also shithead... Therefore becoming an even better insult.
" You Damn Douso Bak, you stole my chicken."
by Bioking November 24, 2009
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Doushens

The feeling one gets towards a member of the opposite sex after spending a short amount of time with them. often confused with love, this sudden infatuation will drive them crazy with this "false love". often leads the sufferer to:

1. Spend all day thinking about said person
2. Do whatever they can to spent time with said person this includes AIM
3.Thinking of marrying said person

*The doushens takes a form of True love and extreme affection for the subject, rather than sexual urges.

After a while the Doushens soon passes leaving the sufferer from attracting a new condition called

"WTF was i thinking" syndrome. The sudden relapse into the real world will often be sudden and rather relieving for the sufferer and their friends.
=O OMG i am so in love with this girl/guy

=/ How long have you known her?

=O 1 a week

=/ Shit man you've got the doushens.
by alphamadkient January 3, 2010
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Doush Wack

When you know someone who displays mannerism of which could be called a doush while also acting like he/she lack complete knowledge in anything and inadvertantly cannot understand what is going on around them!
This lady changed her locks and has asked her manager of her apt to open it on multiple occassions. On the third occassion the manager says
Manager "you don't know where your keys are? I don't have a copy of them since you changed your locks"
Lady " Ummm, they might be in my house, but i have not checked the door yet but can assume its broken"
Manager "how do you asssume that when you cant even try without the keys"
Lady " I don't know, cant you open the door"
Manager "are you really that much of a doush wack?
by MCE4U March 6, 2010
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Doushless

When someone is being a douche and useless at the same time. That combo happens often.
Johnathan wasnt telling me the girls number. Hes so doushless
by Tychuk88 May 10, 2010
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Douschelord

Someone who is such a MAJOR dousche. Also who thinks he or she is cool
What the hell is Douschelord doing here?
by bootbutt1234567 May 26, 2010
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doushcock

A major reject. Generally this person has a much higher projected opinion of themselves than anyone else. Doushcocks come in many variets. Some have missing teeth and poor general hygene while others spend hours on their orange tans and over gelled haircuts. A doushcock is always happy to tell you how cool he or she is but in general is a loser. This syndrome has likely developed through years of being picked on as a child or some other family issues as a child such as not being held enough or being held too much.
I saw this toothless drunk guy trying to hit on this girl at the breeze. I wonder if that doushcock's rhetoric ever works.

Ever watch jersey shore? what a bunch of doushcocks!
by GTL_TODAY February 18, 2011
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douschewagon

super-dousche. A person who exceeds the normal level of douschebaggery.
"Look at that GDI!" "Yeah, what a douschewagon."
by themanofwisdom14 May 3, 2011
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