fudge doodles

It is when you are fucking to scared to say fuck.

Oh fuck I forgot to do my homework I mean fudge doodles

by Icecreams5667 June 21, 2016

mein doodle

A term for "my dick" using German-esque language.

"Do you want to know the smartest thing to come out of your mouth? MEIN DOODLE!!"

by CantoneseStripper August 17, 2016

woopsie doodles

What you say when you make an extremely large mistake.

*Get's girl pregnant*

"Woopsie Doodles"

by John blackdick October 8, 2013

Scamp Doodle

Someone who scamps doodles and has purple hair. These people often admit to being a scamp doodle and then take it back after realising what they just agreed to.

Me: Hey Erica, you're a scamp doodle.
Erica: Yiss! Wait a minute. No i'm not.

by tamar1n July 24, 2012

Doodle Toucher

Someone who touches penises and rock hard phallic looking objects, this means there a serial wanker, gaylord or whatever that makes sense. You may also have statues of Penises in your abode.

doodle toucher ding dong penis twinky toucher doodle dick mans junk

by MrKnow2011 April 12, 2011

Yankee Doodled

When a person tries to mock the United States with a song or name but instead Americans embrace it.

Jim: hey man, did you hear the song "Keep Your Rifle by Your Side" from Farcry 5? It's apparently supposed to make fun of us, but I've just embraced it. Ubisoft really Yankee Doodled this one.

Bob: Yeah I know, but I love the song, I really connect to it.

by KatothePotato June 18, 2021

Nap-A-Doodle

A type of nap common among beta-males and simps. Needed when your testosterone levels drop to a point that you can no longer complete a basic task or activity without feeling depleted. Acceptable among the elderly but not among younger males that are overly-dependent on their wives.

Man, I can’t finish mowing the lawn, I think I needed a nap-a-doodle.

Don’t tell anyone, but I took a nap-a-doodle halfway during my commute home from work yesterday.

Nap-a-doodles have been my guilty pleasure ever since I turned 40.

I was going to get a blowjob from my hot neighbor but I took a nap-a-doodle instead… best decision since I turned down the Steelers game for one last week.

by Willy-Billy January 5, 2022