A variant of pocket dialing whereby sitting on a phone causes it to call someone. Usaully caused when you leave your phone in your back pockets and sit on it.
by Rachael B. :) June 03, 2009
A very compulsive degenerate action generally done when thinking irrationally with total disregard for the consequences. Most commonly done by gamblers; it is the act of depositing money on an online casino (without sufficient funds in the accounting being drawn on) in hopes of catching a "heater" so that by the time the NSF hits you have more than enough in your poker account to cover the initial deposit.
Guy: What are you going to do man...you have no money to play poker just go get a job
Degenerate: I don't know I was thinking about just donk depoing on poker stars and a sportsbook; i probably won't lose anyway
Guy: IDK man better be careful that seems rather gross sir
Degenerate: Well idfc my life sucks anyway who cares if I have a negative bank account. I NEED THE ACTION BABY!!!!
Degenerate: I don't know I was thinking about just donk depoing on poker stars and a sportsbook; i probably won't lose anyway
Guy: IDK man better be careful that seems rather gross sir
Degenerate: Well idfc my life sucks anyway who cares if I have a negative bank account. I NEED THE ACTION BABY!!!!
by stonew2 July 15, 2010
Pronounced; (D-o-nk) (B-An-g-a-loo)
Used when something isn't going your way, or something terrible is happening, it can also be used in short form as Bangaloo
Used when something isn't going your way, or something terrible is happening, it can also be used in short form as Bangaloo
by XyloBro February 20, 2021
Damn bro shorty over there got a Jager Donk! She probably drinks a JagerBomb for breakfast every morning. No cap
by JagerPartyer February 26, 2021
by DJ Rome January 12, 2020
In poker, donk betting means betting out of position (you must act first) without the betting initiative (you did not make the last bet or raise on the previous betting round.) It's typically considered an unorthodox and unusual move because the traditional play after passively calling a bet out of position would be to check the next round--a donk bet is unexpected and can throw off your opponent's plans for the hand.
This is as opposed to continuation betting, which is a bet made in or out of position after you have made the last bet or raise on the previous round, and thus have the betting initiative.
The name "donk bet" derives from the common derogatory term "donkey" for bad players, because bad/clueless players will often make this play without knowing why they are doing it, simply because they don't know what's going on.
Under the right circumstances, however, it can be very good--by no means does donk betting necessitate bad play.
This is as opposed to continuation betting, which is a bet made in or out of position after you have made the last bet or raise on the previous round, and thus have the betting initiative.
The name "donk bet" derives from the common derogatory term "donkey" for bad players, because bad/clueless players will often make this play without knowing why they are doing it, simply because they don't know what's going on.
Under the right circumstances, however, it can be very good--by no means does donk betting necessitate bad play.
I was in the big blind and I called the button's opening raise. Most people would check the flop here whether or not they hit anything, but I decided to bet the flop before the button had another chance to act.
This is a donk bet because:
A) I was out of position (the button gets to act after me on all postflop betting rounds; therefore, he has position on me), and
B) I did not have the betting initiative (I merely called the button's raise on the previous round--I did not make the last bet or raise and thus I did not have the initiative.)
This is a donk bet because:
A) I was out of position (the button gets to act after me on all postflop betting rounds; therefore, he has position on me), and
B) I did not have the betting initiative (I merely called the button's raise on the previous round--I did not make the last bet or raise and thus I did not have the initiative.)
by simulatedworld October 11, 2010
by Asian Profession April 07, 2009