Man Disease

The affliction of not seeing something even when it is right in front of your face.

When a man looks in the pantry and cannot find the replacement mayonaise, he has man disease.

by marshalynn January 11, 2011

Tractor Disease

1.Gonorrhea.

You know that whore Tracy? Well I slept with her and now I have tractor disease.

by STPenney April 6, 2011

exzachary disease

When someones face looks exzachary(excactly) like their ass.

George has pretty severe exzachary disease

by Betabox March 31, 2008

Sami Disease

Being the unfunniest person to ever exist

Person1: Bro i think you have the Sami Disease

Person2: Fortnite battle pass i just shit out my ass

by LilUziIsaNigger June 24, 2022

Clements Disease

Clements Disease is a chronic, potentially life-threatening condition caused by nothing other than the utter stupidity of todays human race. It primarily targets the brain.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Vomiting
Shortness or loss of breath
Sweating
Muscle aches
Near or complete loss of brain function
Unfamiliar or tourettes-like behaviour
Vietnam flashbacks
Sudden need to shoot a weapon

Also known as; CD, Clements Syndrome, Clements Virus.

“Mark was hiding in a bush in fortnite doing the “take the L” dance. I could not believe what i had just witnessed...

I received Clements Disease.”

by Martinkelly188 September 20, 2018

clinchers disease

When you are about to take victory, but fail to win near the end, especially when victory should be assured. This term is usually used after repeated occurrences.

"Innumerable chances came Parrott's way in the remaining frames but the 1991 world champion was gripped by "clinchers disease" - the inability to clinch winning positions."

He went on to lose this match, even though he was winning by 5-1 in a first to 6 match. His opponent took the next 6 frames in a row to win 6-5.

by Fleecemaster October 4, 2012

Crotchkins disease

When someone frequently spills food in their lap. Common enough that you shouldn't hesitate to ridicule the afflicted.

<after spilling a plate of spaghetti on oneself> That's the third time this week! I'm having a crotchkins disease flare-up.

by Mehrune March 13, 2009