Disaster forward

Describes a work-style or lifestyle of someone who is always prepping for the worst case scenario and ensuring it doesn’t happen.

Don’t worry, nothing bad is going to happen. Carol is in charge and she’s disaster forward.

What happens if this isn’t filed in five days? I’m disaster forward and will have a preventative plan to you tomorrow morning.

by Pickled Olive February 10, 2023

disaster darling

A phrase used by Craig Revel Horwood on Strictly Come Dancing and Dancing With The Stars for when he’s in his usual shitty mood.

That was a disaster darling!

by Gameshow Loving VTuber Guy December 27, 2023

hole disaster

when a pussy is nasty looking or disformed

hey how was that chic you hooked up with?

she was a hole disaster

by jrebel February 20, 2011

disastered kids

instagram profile

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a group of young people totally ruined by life

Adela: Oh, my dissertation is disaster.
Kaja: Well, mine too.
Adela: Does it means we are disastered kids now?

by adel_deer April 4, 2022

Milk Disaster

A conversation between two or more white people about something related to hood culture

David: “My glock is fantastic because it’s made of plastic.”

Marcus: “Do you mean my Glock 17 Gen4 with green laser sights?”

David: “No, I’m talking about the Glock In my ‘Rari.”

Laura, watching from the side: “That was a milk disaster.”

by Jackgyver January 7, 2022

The Jedi Fallen Order Disaster

One faithful night, a young kid from New Jersey named Chris Dorner was playing Jedi Fallen Order. All was going well until he got to the last level of the game. He was fighting the Second Sister when he started to get a little angry. He started yelling and screaming and said "FUCK THIS BITCH!!!!!" to a bunch of pixels that were kicking his ass. Papa Dorner came in and said, "CHRIS!" and there was the sound of Chris disconnecting from the discord call. It was a sight to bold and Chris Dorner is a bitch.

Hey Chris Dorner you remember The Jedi Fallen Order Disaster?

by Chris Dorner Bitch March 4, 2023

tunnel disaster

The remains after an anal rapage.

You should get that tunnel disaster checked out. Its looking rough.

by jack6lei August 28, 2010