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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025

When your girl is on her period and you put down plastic before sex, and leave a bloody mess behind.
"She was on her period but I was horny, so we just put down some plastic and had some bloody Dexter sex."
by middleclassbuzz May 23, 2017

Dexter is a kind and funny guy, as well as very empathetic. He is also the smarty pants in the class, but he doesn't flex any of his skills unless asked to. He's very social and extroverted although on some occasions he just doesn't want to talk that day. He sometimes thinks a little too much about certain things, wether if it's being left on seen or a simple gesture someone made as he passed by them. Despite this, Dexter is the person other people want to be around, and he makes other people feel comfortable to talk when near him, no matter how shy they are. And although he is called many nicknames that could range from Dex to the musician Dexter Gordon, the only thing he doesn't want to be associated with is the show named "Dexter" which is about a serial killer.
Person A: Hey it's Dexter! Wassup!
Person B: Isn't "Dexter" the name of that show about a serial killer dude?
Dexter: Here we go again...
Person B: Isn't "Dexter" the name of that show about a serial killer dude?
Dexter: Here we go again...
by Silic0n February 27, 2021

a silly little man who has 2 completely different mindsets sometimes. no motivation to really do anything at all. gives up to easily. cry’s very easily. does not try. does not really want to do anything else other than talking to sam. me love sam for real
frxnk/dexter
by frxnk October 22, 2022

He is a good person he is a cheezit He is a duck and he concernd about if someone gets hit in the nuts.
by Cipber March 25, 2022

the best person alive, usually the 2nd funniest person in the class, plays alot of fortnite but not all day cuz hes not a loser.
by Dexter the great April 29, 2024

by Just_Not_Dexter June 9, 2021
