defcon 5

adj.
n.
A state of crap defecation that is so foul in smell, the defecator must make every attempt possible to relieve himself of the odor.

These attempts may be:
Opening the window.
Turning on a vent.
Spraying Lysol (or other powerful positive odors) around the room.
Covering of the nose.
Opening the door.
Repeated flushing.

And a last resort: Leave the room immeadiatley, hoping the smell will dissipate.

A grumper often results in defcon 5.

Roommate of Defecator: Hey what's that smell?
Defecator: My grumper hit Defcon 5.
Roommate: DEFCON 5!?

by Nolan Dean May 13, 2005

Deffo Jeffo

It means Definitely. Deffo is short hand for Definitely, just add a Jeffo for coolness!

Q 'You want to go to the movies?'
A 'Deffo Jeffo!'

by rachcook182 March 21, 2007

defrostit

what was once fashionable, but is no longer

haw naw maw, i dinnae care if it cost ye a weeks wages. jis git that shit tae fuck - kappa's totally fuckin defrostit man!

by el defro July 17, 2003

Deffo

The combination of definitely and go.

Should we move forward on this deck? Deffo.

by par ez January 11, 2013

defroligus

a defroligus person has 3 penisis and 6 boobies

I wish i had a defroligus!

by Clairelovestom February 14, 2009

Defrost the Kicker

A euphemism for masturbation

Where'd Tim go? Oh, he went to the bathroom to defrost the kicker.

by KickerDefroster February 19, 2010

defrock the pig

Stripping an overweight clergyman of his ordained duties

The pope told his right hand bishop, we really need to defrock the pig when portly friar comes back from vacation.

by Thorette July 22, 2016