Pen-y-Darren

Can you hear them?
The trains
They call to you
Listen to them
Join them
Become
Become one with the trains
Join The Ascension

Our one true god: Pen-y-Darren

by The Cosmic Conductor September 11, 2020

Darren

someone who simps for electronics, shoes and instagram girls

a wholesome simp that doesn't take things too far and helps anyone

basically simps for everything

omg look that him helping jessica choose shoes, he's such a darren

by bobthebeast October 30, 2020

Darren

People named Darren are antisocial, pathetic, and sad. However, all Darren's are horny bastards who want to have intercourse, but never get it. Sadly, Darren's are confined to sketchy porn sites that give viruses, due to their unsuccessful nature in the bedroom. Nevertheless, Darren's may get some sexual activity, in the form of ugly girls. This is because these 'ugly girls' are desperate, and have lots of std's.

Hot Girl: Oh my god, is that a Darren over there. He's sooooo gross

Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard

Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...

by XXX Horny Bastard XXX June 4, 2017

Darren

Darren is the type of person to get vac banned in csgo

Don't be a Darren.

by kyle is bad February 14, 2017

darren smith

He is loyal to his friends his lover and his family but he is an underrated athlete who is counted out many times but in the end proves them wrong and make it pro

Dont give up on "Darren Smith" he's gonna do big things.

by [e-mail] April 16, 2017

Darren

A fun, smart, cool guy to hang out with and doesn't like haters who hate the name Darren because they know Darren is a badass! He's one who will stand his ground for his girl (girlfriend/wife) and will never let anyone get in the way of his friends...he is amazing and will always show you a good time even when your sad, he will always find a way to make you smile. He is handsome, sexy, and is easy to become friends with...he will never break a promise EVER....if you love him he will love you back the same...he knows what's right and wrong and will always be there for you...always...Darren is the one you will love as a friend or boyfriend or soulmate...he's the one you won't forget...Remember the name...Darren

He's a Darren

by TheGreatOak November 23, 2021

Darren

A local gypsy with 3 rotten teeth and a hobbies consisting of shagging muffin top dayna and ramming JCB’s into ATM’s

That gypsy no teeth looks like a Darren

by Bobby grayzy November 23, 2021