damon doiron

Damon Doiron, Goes to SMS, Fuckboy, Wants to date girls but always gets rejected.
Damon Doiron: Hey, Wanna date?
Girl: Sure, You seem pretty nice!
--1 Week Later--
Damon Doiron: Hey babe, Wanna come into my bed with my? ;)
Girl: EW NO YOUR A FUCKBOY!

The end :D
Results: Damon never did get a girlfriend, Legend says he is still trying to!
by 420Reposts June 6, 2018
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Matt Damon

A group of toads.
by Sykojaz September 27, 2017
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Damon

Someone who works has a job, yet never shows up.
Holy fuck isn’t the new guy supposed to be here today?
Who, Damon? I thought that person was made up!
by Jahowell4 November 15, 2018
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Damon

The sweetest boy. A little insecure with himself.. but I don’t know why because he is so perfect. The kindest, sweetest soul on Earth. Adorable and loving. Always knows just what to say. He speaks in a way that is so sweet.
Damon is a sweetheart
by wendiqo December 11, 2021
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Flakey Damon

The guy decked out head-to-toe in the most expensive gear possible, who cracks at the first inkling of physical discomfort.
Maybe if that guy packed more tampons and less Kuiu gear, he wouldn’t have pulled a Flakey Damon once it started raining.
by Jon Pirog December 23, 2023
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Damon

Damon is such a caring and incredible person :) He loves his amazing dog starby maybe even a little much because he's threatened to eat her before. But he really is a good person i promise.
Damon is the best streamer🖤
by Jewel 🤺 November 23, 2021
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Damon Albarn

The most perfect looking man in the world, so hot he makes me want to combust, he also sings really pretty, also Liam and Noel love him.
I imploded when I saw Damon Albarn
by firesidemybeloved January 29, 2024
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