customality

An extremely handsome man.

You're such Customality.

by customality May 04, 2017

Pretentious customer

Usually a very petty person with a limited point of view and absolutely no patience. One that thinks that the express lane is only for them!

A pretentious customer is one to think it is okay to cut in front of everyone with a full cart through the speed lane because they don't want to wait in that long line over there. I'm a special snowflake.

by Linit March 29, 2017

Custom

A sweet and amazing person who doesn't know their own worth. One who is truly special and deserving of good things.

Wow, he's really such a Custom...

by Reggie Zarola October 29, 2020

Custom

Something so absolutely rigged that only a true professional could accomplish that level of quality.

Did you see the way Marquis left that conduit hanging from the ceiling? That's custom. He's real custom.

by Oldschool88 August 14, 2021

Custom

Adding vinegar to a bag of salted crisps to create a salt and vinegar flavour.

Mr Brady described his lunch as 'Having a cheeky custom custom'

by cheggbert October 06, 2020

Custom

An item that has been altered by the owner in ways that degrades its value.

*sees duct-tape wrapped bumper*
"Dude, that's pretty custom! HAHA"

by Wordsmith97XXX January 19, 2022

Grumpy Customer

A really big dump, that may or may not be currently slamming against your rectum.

Hey guys, I'd love to help you, but I've got one hell of a grumpy customer right now. It requires my full attention.

by walrusnuts November 18, 2020