Critical fat-cock theory

This only thing you WON'T steal and promulgate.

Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

Critical Booty Theory

An analytical framework first proposed by Sir Mix-a-lot postulating that all social institutions, laws, and mores are rooted in a reverence for booty.

Democrats and Republicans came together to recognize the importance of Critical Booty Theory as a framework for legislative decision making and adjudication in the legal system.

by Quan Master Quan July 12, 2021

Ayn Rand's criticism of altruism

As someone who has cited this on so many occasions that it's IN MY PREDICTIVE TEXT... Why do you think it would logically follow that I wouldn't wnat credit or money?

Hym "Seriously! I've cite Ayn Rand's criticism of altruism so many time it's in my predictive text! That's what makes it something-something non-sequitur guys! Try literally anything other than Uno Reverse and Something-Something Non-sequitur ONE TIME! It's a literal coin toss."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2024

Cookie Critic

This is just a sugar coated term for gacha whore or in other terms a whale.

P1: I ONLY WANTED SOME PNG WAIFUS MAN
P2: stfu cookie critic

by BruhYeetSkrrt February 28, 2020

Critical shot

A situation when u are boning her pussy and ur dong suddenly slides in her booty hole

Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: Last night I got a critical shot with ma bae so I pulled out my schlong and it was full covered with shit.

by Scaffold June 5, 2019

critical coffee

Overstepping the critical amount of coffee one can drink, i.e. havin had one too many cups of coffee and hence feeling sleepy now instead of alert and awake.

"Oh boy, I'm too tired for this meeting!"
"But you have been drinking coffee all morning!"
"Yea, I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap."

by bustrud March 9, 2023

critic

an breed of no lifes, yet much worse. no lifes just..... do things that are crappy, critics, on the other hand are influencers, and they have no talent what so ever, guess what they do? they act just like haters, point things out to an extent, yet haters just do it for the sake of doing it, critics just try to act SMART and use LONG words to state their opinion and make it into a fact. they will often try to target lesser known people (ex: indie devs) since they don't yet have a big fan base, there fore no one can try to call them out or defend them. these are the main reasons for games
like rain world don't get alot of attention.

we all have a critic inside of us, yet critics use it for EVIL

by someone else thats not u March 12, 2021