Crispy Cheeks

This is a nickname given to a gurl emo god. She normally dresses all in black. However she is so warm and crispy on the inside. She will make you laugh until you can’t breath. She will always be one of your greatest friends and will always be there. She sucks a yearbook class and will judge your grammar because your a lower level english than her. Also, she gets in trouble a lot because of her phone in school but she doesn’t have strict asian parents. Keep her with you.

Julie- Who is that?
Blake Shelton- That’s Crispy Cheeks, she’s the coolest person ever.

Julie- I’m scared of her.
Blake- You should be, she barks
Crispy Cheeks- BARK BARK

by addiiafrate April 25, 2022

crispy bill

Doing a sexual favour for a man for a single note of money.

I earned some cash last night doing a crispy bill

by Butter on toast February 16, 2020

Crispy cum

That sticky thing you find on your bed sheets after you wake up

Person 1: dude i had a shit ton of crispy cum on my sheets this morning!

Person 2: Dude, i couldnt care less

by Gas king March 18, 2021

crispy cum

when you cum and then fry your cum

"damn i cummed everywhere then i fried my cum so it was nice and crispy, crispy cum."
"where the fuck did you get this idea"

by rockcerealemptycrisppacket October 22, 2022

Crispy Troll

A woman who, while normally somewhat attractive, obsessively tans to the point of unattractiveness. The resultant "moldy tangerine" texture of the skin causes repulsion in all men except those most desperate for sex. Members of this category usually travel in packs.

Guy A: Dude, that girl's hot! Check out that booty!
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.

by CrispyHunter February 14, 2012

Crispy Fry

A pierced penis, usually a prince Albert.

Donna chipped her tooth on a crispy fry last night which lead to an emergency trip to the dentist.

by Zaveer August 15, 2017

crispy cream

A glazed face as the result of rubbing it all over a wet pussy.

Alternately, when a woman sits on you and rubs her pussy all over your face.

---YUM---

"Baby I love it when you grind on my face, now come kiss my crispy cream"

by davidhume2000 October 18, 2007