When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”
“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”
by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021
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by Jimmysmuts33 March 29, 2022
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by nateeeTAC September 18, 2022
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by The dazzler 2828 October 18, 2019
Get the Connecticut Weedwackermug. by The JuiceTin September 20, 2015
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