William and Carl

2 Gay people who wanna fuck each other so badly

Avsgsf: look it's William and Carl
Sgsgg: They're probably getting kinky for each other

by HoldMyDingDong March 10, 2020

Carl McNugget

That one little turd ball that refuses to be flushed down.

"I had to flush the toilet like 1000 times, before that Carl Mcnugget went down"

by CharlesVA August 05, 2006

Cotton Carl

Pooping into a sock and then hitting somebody with it.

Joe was being a deuche so I gave him a cotton carl.

by David Cantonicle September 20, 2006

Crazy Carl

When you insert 1 finger and your tongue in the womens vagina at the same time.

Dude im doing the Crazy Carl.

by mr. andersonnnnnn February 01, 2010

Wet Carl

(n.) A rare variant of the hot carl in which the normaly solid excrement is replaced by diarrhea. This substitution may come unexpectedly to the receiving party, though never to the evacuator.

I nearly drowned when Bruce suprised me with a frothy wet carl. Fortunately my normally supressed gag reflex saved my life.

by Rod Thrustwell June 29, 2006

Carles Puigdemont

Carles Puigdemont is a movie directior, he has been doing a drama movie in real time for th last two years. It’s about defeating th Spanish Goverment with his elaborate plan. That included creating a decentralized network if people to organize a referendum, bringing ballot boxes from Spain and switching cars underneath a bridge to avoid being caught. He has done some of the most breath taking awesome plot twists abd even fleed to Belguim to leave Spain (the antagonist) in evidence of crimes against human rights.

Have you heard of Carles Puigdemont?
-Yeah! He makes awesome and intriguing drama movies in real life full of plot twists! You never know what will happen next.

by ArcticSilver98 November 05, 2017

Captain Carling

A Manc, who insists that Carling is in the same league as Cristal.

Rob Doodson a.k.a Captain Carling

by FaceAche November 05, 2006