Blake

A slightly naive, sort-of funny guy. Burps loudly in math/science class. When a girl breaks up with him, he acts like a total jerk. He's cute, but once you get to know him you'd rather stay in the friend zone. A great friend to have and talk to, but just a friend.
Blake: *buuuurp*
Me: You're so gross.
Blake: I know.
by O-grrrl May 05, 2011
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Small dick who likes sucking dick and has autism and really ugly and he thinks he’s gonna be a pro football player but he’s slower than a 5 year old
by Huge montombo January 21, 2019
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by idk...it's Somebody October 30, 2019
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The worst person to ever date. Blakes don’t care about you. They only care about themselves. They’ll let girls all over them when they date you and pretend to try to fix things until it makes you break up with the Blake. Blakes suck ass and I pray for you if you ever end up with a Blake.
Sarah: I’m not gonna date a Blake ever again

Hannah: Blakes are so fucking ugly
by California dead girl June 29, 2018
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Wow my friend is probably a Blake!
by MoodzTheGaylord May 22, 2017
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Blake-a thick nigga with a big dick and girls want his ass‼️Also he is very smart and pulls hoes and gets butt raped only on thursdays . He has a toe fetish and liked to bust nuts‼️So if you see him stay away🤣
Your a weird ass nigga......must be a Blake.
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(verb) to approach a potentially dangerous situation completely unprotected, and to complete the task with total disregard for repercussions.
1. Can you believe that Greg is blakeing a toilet at a Tex-Mex restaurant right now? How repulsive!

2. I can't believe I blaked that girl last night. Now I have to worry about doctor bills and child support payments.
by TedP82 March 31, 2010
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