A beanis is what you can call a mexican/spanish penis, its misshapen and curved but not in a good way, and it looks like a redish kidney bean. Its the penis of a beaner, hence the name BEANIS.
(Guys are arguing over sumthing)
"Dude, stfu u godam Guido! i aint your fucking mother, clean ur own shit up!"
"well fuck u! at least i dont got a disgusting beanis!"
"Dude, stfu u godam Guido! i aint your fucking mother, clean ur own shit up!"
"well fuck u! at least i dont got a disgusting beanis!"
by Scooter the retarted beanis March 23, 2010
Get the Beanis mug.The career-furthering act of forming an amazing new band which will hopefully match or surpass the band from which you have for whatever reason left. Can also be used to describe forming a side project which makes your usual band look sucky. Named for Steve "Beanie" Hewitt who is one person notable for this stunt.
1. Have you seen their MySpace? That one's pulling a Beanie.
2. Their EP is already better than her old band's album - she pulled a Beanie.
2. Their EP is already better than her old band's album - she pulled a Beanie.
by Nuggle May 15, 2010
Get the pulling a Beanie mug.When you add too much cheese to your beans you will almost be able to turn them upside
down without them falling to the floor.
At this point there is more cheese than beans and so your Cheesy Beans have become Beany Cheese.
Although Beany Cheese is rarely intentional, it is often desirable.
down without them falling to the floor.
At this point there is more cheese than beans and so your Cheesy Beans have become Beany Cheese.
Although Beany Cheese is rarely intentional, it is often desirable.
"I told you to make Cheesy Beans not Beany Cheese!"
"I'm sorry Master!"
"Shut up and give me a slice."
"I'm sorry Master!"
"Shut up and give me a slice."
by MrGreenMonkey October 10, 2008
Get the Beany Cheese mug.A beanie cunt is a person that is always seen wearing a beanie and is often too lippy for their own good. They are actively pestering others with their incessant niggling.
Bo: Say, what is it with that guy in the beanie always being rude and smarmy??
Izzy: You mean Jack? He's a beanie cunt, that's what beanie cunts do.
Izzy: You mean Jack? He's a beanie cunt, that's what beanie cunts do.
by Ziggy Crankhandle October 8, 2014
Get the beanie cunt mug.When your buddy cockblocks you while he wears a Beanie. More often than not he wears it the entire time he is banging out the girl you worked on all night.
by HurricaneDP December 9, 2018
Get the Beanie Block mug.by HotPocketInMyAss February 21, 2019
Get the Skin Beanie mug.A girl that you fuck around with. A girl who you have sexual relationships with, and isn’t anything more than just a quick fuck.
Essentially, they are side bitches.
Essentially, they are side bitches.
Prick: “Aye what did you do last night, brudda?”
Prick 2: “same old tings g, invited some beanie to my yard and got noddy”
Prick 2: “same old tings g, invited some beanie to my yard and got noddy”
by uksavage December 23, 2018
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