by PDF_FILES March 16, 2021
An extremely moist fart.
by QuietSlipper April 20, 2020
Diarrhea that is so bad it explodes out your ads-you have no time to get to a toilet. The Barney refers to Barney Roble as in the Flintstones and references the slowness of driving like the Flintstones when you have to shit right now!
OMG i ate that whole burrito with the hot sauce and now I've got explosive Barney--I need a barhroom NOW!
by Sgrcbe5 April 17, 2016
Kaden Barney is a purple dinosaur
by ianboomer October 15, 2019
The over stimulation of a pre-pubescent cock by a purple dinosaur's teeth resulting in a total area of effect bruise.
Jimmy came home one night crying telling me that it hurt to pee. I wanted him to go see a doctor and the doctor told me "Mother of God... I'm sorry... but your son has a Blue Barney. There is simply nothing we can do."
Barney the dinosaur is wanted by Interpol and is a main focus of the American and British authorities. He is the sole perpetrator of the infamous Blue Barney.
Barney the dinosaur is wanted by Interpol and is a main focus of the American and British authorities. He is the sole perpetrator of the infamous Blue Barney.
by I LOVE Barney November 10, 2013
by Missbehavin March 25, 2003
To put and end to a task or thought in it's early stages.
To be used in place of the phrase "Nip it in the bud", as Barney Fife (Don Knotts) from The Andy Griffith Show used to say.
To be used in place of the phrase "Nip it in the bud", as Barney Fife (Don Knotts) from The Andy Griffith Show used to say.
Adam: "I heard Joe wants to ask your sister out to the club Saturday night."
Kevin: "That scumbag? I'd better Barney Fife that idea right away!"
Kevin: "That scumbag? I'd better Barney Fife that idea right away!"
by Joe Fink December 04, 2007