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Barack

He is the best person to thing of when you are sad or alone. He is just perfect an ever way

He is kind, but when you make him mad he becomes a different person.Also he is loyal and he would love u with all his heart

And he also would spoil you all the time
girls ooh what man like Barack please god give him
by By George November 20, 2023
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Barack

A human being who is known to have a sexy cranium and body and they are rumored to steal everyone's and anyone's girlfriend and or boyfriend
A barack is awesome
by Killa beo January 1, 2023
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Barack

Inspired by the Ex-President Barack obama, its a way to say "back" in the sentence "were back" as a celebration.
A: "guys i got a girlfriend! We're so barack!"
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Barack Obama: Marriage Definer

Does you wife have parents? Are HER parents... YOUR parents?
Hym "That's a sibling. That's what a sibling is."

Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."

Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
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Barack

Fictional first name of the 44th president of United States of America, Obama
by Anmhfd September 24, 2019
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Barack Obama

Barack Obama bombed another nation that had limited air defense capability
by Beefclapper69 September 8, 2023
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