"He told me that in the future, only 1% of English will be how it is today!" "Hmm, idk dude, sounds a bit like an ashton fact to me."
by apersonwholikeswords May 12, 2018
by nofrillshoe69 YEET! October 19, 2017
Ashton Jones usually falls for girls that get thrown around. He is a big soccer poof who has a very good looking sister. He always thinks about the boys before himself, he is also very attractive who is usually brunette
by idkwhoamiyouwillneverknow December 01, 2020
Kobe will always be like Ashton Hardaway, maybe not as good as him though because he hit em with dat one, two, then jellyfam
by Ash Jamal March 13, 2017
Ashton White is an absolute lad who slays pussy day in day out. He has girls after him on a daily however he has a shit trim. :/
Person 1: Hi
Ashton White: You you wanna have sex?
Person 1: Yes!
Ashton White: Is my trim kind of dead?
Person 1: yeah :/
Ashton White: You you wanna have sex?
Person 1: Yes!
Ashton White: Is my trim kind of dead?
Person 1: yeah :/
by Aleks Majika December 22, 2020
Ashton is a fucking whore. He will stalk your ass all day and night..... he will try to fuck you, so dont u dare get in bed with this ( monster) his dick is about the size of a tiktack and has no freinds whatsoever, his siblings treat him like shit and he smells like your grandma who just scarfed down a dumpster.
by Ashton beggio August 07, 2019
A synynom of true love, these are two souls that were meant to intertwine. The way that yin and yang balance one another, these two may be polar opposites, but fit together in sycronicity. Hanna both beautiful and fair needs a strong intelligent man like Ashton to bear witness to the brilliance of her soul, and to help guide her on her way. No one ever said that love was easy, but when you love hard; it shows. Hanna and Ashton have something special, and like all good things in life, it's gunna take work. in love like this, is where miracles are born.
The passion between Hanna and Ashton was so intense, that urban dictionary was at a complete loss for words.
Literally no body : it's got to get better then that, right?
Literally no body : it's got to get better then that, right?
by zarrokk February 26, 2019