Holy fucking abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 

To be completely baffled and yell "holy fucking", but then make up a random long word reminiscent of how the alphabet would sound if you said it as one long, big, distraught word.

Guy 1: Holy fucking abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Guy 2: What, what's wrong?

Guy 1: That's one big shark

Holy fucking abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz by Old School Scissors October 10, 2009

☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→←∟↔▲▼ !"#$%&'()*+,-./~ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\]^_`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|}~⌂ÇüéâäàåçêëèïîìvÅÉæÆôöòû

all of the alt codes from 1 to 150

☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→←∟↔▲▼ !"#$%&'()*+,-./~ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ\^_`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|}~⌂ÇüéâäàåçêëèïîìvÅÉæÆôöòû

☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→←∟↔▲▼ !"#$%&'()*+,-./~ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\]^_`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|}~⌂ÇüéâäàåçêëèïîìvÅÉæÆôöòû by jllsp1018 March 6, 2023

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba 

i know i keep saying this, but for real this time...
THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!! You need to find something to do! You did the classic qwerty keyboard thingy, then you did it backward, then vertically forward and backward (qazwsx... and plokmijn...) then you did the abc's forward and backward. Wow. You clearly are bored!!! (: Go outside, it's going to be in the nineties today. :)

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba by y u looking at my name??? May 21, 2022

☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→←∟↔▲▼ !"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\]^_`abcd 

The first 100 characters with ALT codes (1-100)

☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→←∟↔▲▼ !"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ\^_`abcd
Those are the first 100 ALT code characters!
Bonus (101-125): efghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|}

☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→←∟↔▲▼ !"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\]^_`abcd by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 10, 2021

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaqw abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz zyxwvutsrqpomnlkjihgfedcba 

You are wayyyyyyyyyy too bored and decided to type this into google

im so bored im typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaqw abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz zyxwvutsrqpomnlkjihgfedcba into google

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaqw abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz zyxwvutsrqpomnlkjihgfedcba by psychander January 29, 2023

qazaqwsxswedcderfvfrtgbgtyhnhyujmjuikiolopqwertyuioppoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxz`1234567890-=[]\;',./abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 

The absolute worst form of boredom. What the hell is wrong with you? Do you have no work or anything productive to do? You turned qazaqwsxswedcderfvfrtgbgtyhnhyujmjuikiolop, qwertyuiop, qwertyuioppoiuytrewq, poiuytrewq, asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa, asdfghjkl, lkjhgfdsa, zxcvbnmmnbvcxz, zxcvbnm, mnbvcxz, `1234567890-=\;',./, and abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. How?

"Hey man! I just wrote the absolute ultimate text! It's qazaqwsxswedcderfvfrtgbgtyhnhyujmjuikiolopqwertyuioppoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxz`1234567890-=\;',./abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz."
"Get out of my house."

qazaqwsxswedcderfvfrtgbgtyhnhyujmjuikiolopqwertyuioppoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxz`1234567890-=[]\;',./abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz by subway572 October 14, 2022

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You discovered the alt codes and just had to try and type out as many as you can before realising that they looped after 256. Well done. You must have been incredibly bored.

I did the same thing

Person 1: Hey bro.
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: Can I show you some thing.
Person 2: What?
Person 1:☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→←∟↔▲▼ !"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ\^_`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|}~⌂ÇüéâäàåçêëèïîìÄÅÉæÆôöòûùÿÖÜ¢£¥₧ƒáíóúñѪº¿⌐¬ ¡«»░▒▓│┤╡╢╖╕╣║╗╝╜╛┐└┴┬├─┼╞╟╚╔╩╦╠═╬╧╨╤╥╙╘╒╓╫╪┘┌█▄▌▐▀αßΓπΣσµτΦΘΩδ∞φε∩≡±≥≤⌠⌡÷≈°∙·√ⁿ²■
Person 2: ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Thats some gaster (undertale) shit right there.

☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→←∟↔▲▼ !"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ[\]^_`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|}~⌂ÇüéâäàåçêëèïîìÄÅÉæÆôöòûùÿÖÜ¢£¥₧ƒáíóúñѪº¿⌐¬ ¡«»░▒▓│┤╡╢╖╕╣║╗╝╜╛┐└┴┬├─┼╞╟╚╔╩╦╠═╬╧╨╤╥╙╘╒╓╫╪┘┌█▄▌▐▀αßΓπΣσµτΦΘΩδ∞φε∩≡±≥≤⌠⌡÷≈°∙·√ⁿ²■ by High_IQ_Idiot February 10, 2024