Robert

A Robert is an inconsiderate piece of trash who only cares about himself. He is a sly and sneaky person when it comes to sleeping with girls. A Robert is not trustworthy or honest to people, so do not fool yourself and believe you are special to him because at the end of the day he only wants sex.
Him: you're so special to me. Want to have sex?

Me: you're such a robert!
by Ihatemyname123 March 15, 2017
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FPH: Fat pumpkin head, fukstik, lebo arab loner. Chillax this is graus.
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by rahgioshsahsd October 26, 2010
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by Gggggggggbb June 11, 2016
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A person who plays a MOBA online game who is just inherently bad and makes awful mistakes that causes his or her team to fail miserably. A person who doesn't listen to instructions or team play mechanics. This term can also be used in any online gaming format. A more polite way to express disdain for the lack of team playing skills by a teammate.
Listen to directions, Robert. Don't be such a Robert. GG Robert.
by OleBanole August 02, 2015
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Some loud ass homeless motherfucker who looks like a man baby and randomly shows up to someone's party waiting for food to get done eats and leave and sucks cock for 10 cent (just like my rap name)
Dude don't pull a Robert right now you fuck
by Weenie warrior June 02, 2016
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A Robert is a really amazing guy that sometimes may confuse you but just take a minute to figure out how he really feels about you. He is gorgeous and hilarious and has the most mesmerizing blue-green eyes you have ever seen. He knows how to talk and will charm you into liking him. He may come off a little fast, but he is really a good religious guy. He is very talented and athletic. May be a little cocky at moments, but can be a total sweet heart. Robert is a very rare person and if you meet one never let him go. And warning, he is a hugger:)
Girl: I have never felt this way about anyone before!
Friend: Oh he must be a Robert...
Girl: <3
by man-golovesyou:) February 19, 2011
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robert is a fucking faggot that is uncircumcised lil dick muncher that has no girlfriend
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