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Maid Napoleon

A term for a femboy who is so hot he is like the Napoleon of maids.

A known legend within the Musket Testing Community.
1. Wow! Look at that guy, he's a maid napoleon.
2. Maid Napoleon is the perfect guy for me.
by Brigadunk July 15, 2024
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Napoleon complex deluxe

A much more extreme version of the devastatingly debilitating prototypical Napoleon complex, the absolutely crippling Napoleon complex deluxe afflicts only the most terminally insecure sissy manlet boys (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10) and obviously all turbo-manlets (exceptionally stunted males from 4ft11 to 5ft4). Now not only infected with the lifelong curse of manletism and the naturally resulting Napoleon complex but additionally with a gnawing and ever-present Napoleon complex deluxe, the completely deranged little manlet henceforth stoops so low as to take his inferiority complex-induced manlet cope and manlet rage to new heights of insanity. Driven to madness by manletism and the ravages of his shortsightedness, small-mindedness and his eternal inability to be the bigger man, the Napoleon complex deluxe suffering misanthropic manlet can often be detected as he furiously saws down outdoor basketball hoops under the cover of darkness (and made almost indiscernible by his microscopic size), tearfully howls at the moon beneath underpass clearance signs in the middle of the night and as he chugs down barrels of boost oil brake fluid in the manlet pit behind your local service station in a childishly futile attempt at finally triggering a growth spurt. An infinitesimal Napoleon complex deluxe infected turbo-manlet may be hiding under one of your fingernails at this very moment!
Amelia: Lol, why is Tom "Stop calling me a midget!" Cruise crying his eyes out while balancing on a golf ball and juggling burning matches over there? Layla: It must be his time of the month - clearly his Napoleon complex deluxe is acting up again. Amelia: Manlets, when will they learn?
by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024
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Napoleon Gynomite

That shawty over there is Napoleon Gynomite! I need to check her skills.

Come take a ride on me Napoleon Gynomite!
by Kat Fitch May 27, 2022
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Napoleon XIV

by Help, I’ve been kidnapped. February 11, 2024
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Napoleon

Some guy with a fat and long dick that needs sucking
“Damn you should hit up my boy Napoleon”
by Bartolommeo January 19, 2024
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Napoleon complex

Showing up in a town you're not originally from looking to conquer it (whether it's done as a game or for your amusement, or some less lofty purpose) is more like a Napoleon complex than not.
He/she was saying/writing something about somebody else having a Napoleon complex and retaliation, though nobody else had brought up the subject of physical altercations but him/her (at least not yet).
by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021
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Napoleoned

When playing Victoria II or any other

game happening during enter historical period, Napoleoned refers to the invasion of a coalition involving France when playing as Russia
"Attrition at his maximun"
"Oh no i'll be napoleoned soon"
by Thevictoria II player December 9, 2023
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