Disappointing Doug

someone you had high hope in, but then they disappoint you and others. this often applies to politicians and other public leaders.

Disappointing Doug from Washington State has proven to be a bully as he attempts to legislate his political views against those who support Black Lives Matter.

by arealpatriot1313 June 23, 2018

Shittin disappointed

1. Taking a massive shit only to realize that there is no toilet paper in sight and nobody to bring it to you

2. The feeling that a nice, godzilla-like shit is coming only to drop an m&m size shit

I'm was shittin disappointed, I was alone in the middle of the woods taking a massive shit and there was no toilet paper.

by Scotty C May 08, 2016

was not disappointed

When you search for something work related, or supposed to be interesting, and instead found something pun-relative to the search, and really funny.

Bro, today I looked up light-house for my arquitecture work, and instead found someone carrying a big house. Was not disappointed.

by FriedTuna February 19, 2014

Sting of disappointment

The pain you feel deep within yourself when you are very disappointed in someone or something

Girl:hey wanna smash
Guy:sure
Girl:(turns on a Nintendo switch)
Guy:(feels the sting of disappointment)

by Baby_eater445 July 22, 2021

disappointment soup

This is a term used when something doesnt go as planned or a minor inconvenience happens.

Guy1: Man this new game changed their release date for an extra month.
Guy2: That's some disappointment soup right there bud.

Girl1: My necklace broke while I was on a walk today..
Girl2: Disappointment soup...hey maybe I can get you a new one

by Casualmcbabepuree November 30, 2020

Cock of Disappointment (Cod)

• Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
 “Where is it?”
 “Are you in?”
 “Seriously?!”
 “Oh HELL no!”
 “What do you mean you’re done?”

Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.

by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017

Disappointed

When your parents are at your friends house and your friends inside taking a shit and you don’t get to say goodbye.

Disappointed

by A ygsguvbj it sdv June 27, 2020