denver derby

when you take a shit and flush, racing to finish wiping your ass and throw the toilet paper in the toilet before it's done flushing. a successful denver derby leaves no toilet paper behind

overplayed my hand trying to do a denver derby last night and clogged the fuck out of my toilet lmao

by peter_pansy May 6, 2021

Manchester Derby

A football match that used to be entertaining, but is now a local derby between a club with no history and a club with no future.

"Hey the Manchester Derby is on"
No one cares city will just win 3-0"

by offsidegoalfc November 8, 2023

derby 69

When the person being teabagged donkey punches the recipient.

I got fed up of him sticking his balls in my mouth so I gave him a Derby 69

by bangtidy69 January 15, 2024

Derby 69

When a person being teabaged donkey punches the recipient.

I got fed up of him sticking his balls in my mouth so I gave him a derby 69

by bangtidy69 January 15, 2024

The Annual Kentucky Derby

The act of engaging in intercourse with your partner at the start of the annual Kentucky Derby horse race in an attempt to finish prior to the winning horse and jockey.

Dave: Hey Kyle, do you have your bet in for The Annual Kentucky Derby?
Kyle: Yeah, Sara and I have been practicing, and I think we can beat even Seabiscut!

by fivewide May 6, 2023

Penis Derby

When a group of buddies get together and pair up. One jerks the other off until he cums. First to come wins the race!

I can’t wait for the penis derby this year. I love being gay with my friends!

by Jared Softturds December 24, 2022

Derbie

Derbie is a wonderful, funny and calm person. She loves being around people and making everyone laugh. She can be loud and annoying but also very calm and carrying. When she’s sad she wont show it and she still would cheer you up instead of herself. Once you get to know a Derbie never leave her.

He: I like that funny girl over there. She seems cool

me: Well that’s derbie

by theonewhomakeseveryonesmile November 22, 2021