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Brandon

A guy who has crushes only on gay girls
Sam: Why is that guy flirting with Tiffany?
Chris: Not sure, he must be a Brandon.
by Jfjtjajjsbtjtieiwjgbhwkamdm February 2, 2017
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Brandon

Brandon is one of the best people you will ever meet. He is such a good person all together and always cares about you. Brandon will always be there for you when you need him to. All of the girls always want him to like them because they like him. Brandon is the best person ever.
Dang is that a brandon!
by sksksksksksskahahahalol July 21, 2019
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BRANDON

Brandon hem is all Of my LOVE
by Benzzzzzzzzzzzz October 26, 2019
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Brandon

All around great man who loves with his whole heart. From the moment I first met him I was addicted to his silly, goofy, and outrageous ways. Sometimes he can be serious too like when he is in protective mode as a lifeguard. I never met a person like him who could make me laugh so hard that I forget all my stupid insecurities. You will miss him for years until he suddenly shows up when you need him the most. Truly the best person I ever met, I love you so much.
Brandon stole all my pens but somehow I am happy he touched them all.
by LittleMissSunshine3 October 14, 2022
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Brandon

Brandon is the most generous person in the world. He is normally funny and kind. Has big dick energy. Always makes you smile or buys you packs of m&m’s without you asking for them. He’s one of the greatest guys to be friends with. He will always facetime you just to make sure you’re happy and to see how you are. Brandon will always know how to break the ice in any situation. In my opinion you really need a Brandon as your best friend but not my Brandon because he’s my best friend. He doesn’t have a big dick but who needs a big dick when you have a big heart.
“Brandon snapped me and asked if I wanted M&M’s so he bought me 2 packs!”
by country girl69 December 15, 2019
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Brandon

An edgy kid with weird elbows who cant read. Likely to scream "Yolo" to hide his homosexuality amongst his alpha Male friends
That kid just srceamed "Yolo". Porbably a Brandon.
by Thomas.J.Bean May 27, 2020
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Brandon

he's a booger boy who likes eating them. If you ever look under the table, you'll probably find his booger there.
Girl 1: OMG did you see those boogers under the table
Boy 1: DUH! They're Brandon's
by hagottem April 9, 2019
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