Zach

Cute, Hot, Ladies man. Those three words describe him the most. He is amazing. If you date a Zach, you are a very lucky lady

Dang, that guy looks like a zach. His jawline is killing me

by ladybug0 August 21, 2016

Zach

A lonely lonely 12 year old who is in love with his best friend Kayla. He is unhappy. Dumb. Unattractive to all, except the flies. He has a very small penis. And is a virgin.

GOSH THAT ZACH KID IS SO LAME.

by ZACHSBFF4EVA July 1, 2011

Zach

Zach, a really nice guy that loves to eat pizza is very stubborn and he is very handsome. He has a really nice haircut and he likes to text girls. Zach also never gives up

My son zach

by Zach Hallett November 21, 2016

zach

1 a skater
2 a bitch

3 sociopath
4 me
5 gay surfer
6 pulls up his pants past his waist and dances like a faggot

male: did u see zach today!!!!
female: yea he pulled up his pants at the park today
male: i no thats not hot

by mooning fat men May 23, 2010

Zach

n. An irritation usually formed by removing a boil; a festering wound.

Why am I limping? Well, I've got this nasty Zach right under my little toe.

by zharl September 11, 2010

zach

It is not actually the same name as zack.
The ch in this version of the name must actually be pronounced like the ch at the end of hatch.
Therefore anyone spelling their name Zach instead of Zack should actually be called Za-chh.

Hi! I'm Zach.
Are you really... or are you a Za-chh?

by MonkeyClown October 3, 2007

Zach

Zach

A retard with a phat ass. He usually has big pp and likes men. Sometimes he fucks with taller women (and older) he usually does dumb shit for attention but doesn’t mind. Hates school and will get fired from every job. He’s good with technology and plays a lot of video games. People called him faggot in school :’(

Zach’s a faggot

Zach’s a retard

by Bigger boy joe October 30, 2019