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Youth crime

The perfect dogwhistle for the far right, particularly in Melbourne, for a police state
2 people are at a function.
Person one: "OMG! YOUTH CRIME IS OUT OF CONTROL IN VICTORIA!!!"
Person two: "... Do you get your news from the Herald Sun?"
Person one" "... Maybe..."
Person two: "Yup, enjoy your night." *Storms off*
by iDontTrustYou October 18, 2025
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Youth

Youth refers to the age or condition of being young. It can also mean a teenager, and teens often tend to get into mischief or trouble easily.
Oh to have the energy of a toddler, the optimism of youth, the strength of a young adult, and the wisdom of the elderly at the same time.

The Youth Leader taught his teens about teamwork , appropriate attitude, and kindness to others.
by Simmaniac January 12, 2021
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Youth

Youth is a South, East, West and North of London sign of their language. A youth can be a Child or a Teenager, usually used in a threatening way.
That youth is hiding a knife in his sock!
by London Design3r August 26, 2019
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Excel Youth

The greatest bunch of youth from the best church in the world!
Wow! Excel Youth is such a happening place to be!
by asdfghjkl;'21 July 13, 2021
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a medical group practice located in Chattanooga, TN that specializes in Nursing
Agape Youth Behavioral Health is the best.
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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Oratory Youths

Biggest team in Gozo. Directed by bozza. Nursery coached by Pep Guardiola. Has the best players in the world, including; Dione Lautier (all time topscorer) , Rixu, Vincent Grech, George Farrugia, Rewrew and Paul Rapa.
1) Int mal-hotspurs?
Le dawk liba up the Youths!
Forza l-Youths!
2) Oratory Youths jirbħu l-kampjonat Għawdxi u jsibu ruħhom fiċ-Champions League.
by Bozzarewrew August 10, 2021
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The Potion of Youth

As Johan's birthday approached, Malte and Vilmer knew they wanted to give him a special gift. They had heard rumors of a powerful potion of youth that could restore youth and vitality to even the oldest person, and they knew that this would be the perfect gift for their dear friend.

But obtaining the potion would be no easy feat. The potion was said to be guarded by a powerful wizard who lived in a castle deep in the mountains. The wizard was known to be highly skilled in magic, and had many traps and obstacles in place to keep intruders out.

Malte knew that his toffel shoes would come in handy for the journey, allowing him to move swiftly and quietly through the wizard's castle. Vilmer, on the other hand, was confident that his love for pork would provide the distraction they needed to get past the wizard's guards.

Together, the trio set out on their quest. As they made their way through the mountains, Malte's toffel shoes allowed him to easily navigate treacherous terrain, while Vilmer used his pork to distract any animals that crossed their path.

When they finally arrived at the wizard's castle, they found that it was heavily guarded. But Vilmer had a plan. He cooked up a delicious pulled pork sandwich and set it out as bait, luring the guards away from their posts.
With the guards distracted, Malte used his toffel shoes to sneak into the castle undetected. He navigated the twisting corridors and avoided the wizard's traps until he finally found the potion of youth.

But just as Malte was about to take the potion, he was caught by the wizard. The wizard was furious that Malte had made it so far into his castle and was about to take his prized possession.

Vilmer heard the commotion and rushed to Malte's aid, brandishing a pork chop as a weapon. He used his love for pork to distract the wizard, giving Malte the opportunity to grab the potion and escape.

With the potion of youth in hand, the trio made their way back to Johan's home. They presented the potion to Johan, who was overjoyed at the thoughtful gift.

Thanks to Malte's toffel shoes and Vilmer's love for pork, they were able to overcome the obstacles and obtain the potion of youth for their friend. It was just another adventure in the life of the amazing Toffelhjälte Malte Wegbratt and his trusty sidekick Vilmer Andersson.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023
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