nose yoga

taking cocaine

The kitchen at the party was full of people doing nose yoga

by oohAhhPete February 14, 2021

Alabama Yoga

The various poses achieved in yoga but only whilst having intercourse with someone in your immediate or extended family. I.e., intra-family kama sutra but more stretching.

Cletus hurt his groin when trying some new Alabama Yoga poses with his first cousin, Amber, last night.

by Devoooo March 14, 2021

Yoga Quack

Yoga Quack: 1. One who divorces so-called "yoga" from its factual Hindu roots. 2. One who charges money for Yoga. 3. One who puts their personal name on Yoga.

Example of a Yoga Quack: Mark's Yoga; Babu's Yoga $50 an hr.

by Real Yoga December 17, 2012

yoga ruffied

To get with a girl wearing yoga pants. Only to find out later that she has no ass.

Damn bro, I got yoga ruffied last night.

by SMyTHe October 17, 2013

Big Yoga

Big Yoga is an adapted yoga program, developed by Yoga expert Meera Patricia Kerr, that makes Yoga accessible to anyone challenged by extra weight, stiffness, injury or neglect.

Big Yoga is for Every-Body!
Big Yoga is not your daughter's yoga!

by Pete64 December 7, 2011

yoga

A sequence of exercises that will lead men to autofelaciate. And women to nowhere.

Do you know that incels are into yoga? I wonder why that is?

by oike November 3, 2023

Chin Yoga

A special moment where you get ya cock sucked (SFS)

“Yeah man, it was a crazy night, she gave me the best Chin Yoga I have ever had son!”

by Mr Meow January 15, 2024