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yo mama so fat when she sit on your phone it become a ipad
yo mama to dum she trid to clime mountain dew
by bluieh September 13, 2021
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Clays Law of Yo Mama

As the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
Zach: Your mom gey

Clay: You see but if you see if you were up to date on modern scientific thesis you would know that clause has been proven to be flawed, as Clays Law of Yo Mama states the relationship between mothers is not a transitive one. One mother cannot be directly translated to another, so when you reference my mother you are neglecting this mathematical law. Rather the relationship between mothers is inversely proportional so when you say my mother you are actually insulting your own mother due to this relationship. Your mom is a very nice lady so I would rather you not insult your mom through this relationship and just admit it was your mom to begin with
by Crazycharger September 16, 2021
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Yo mama

A phrase so catastrophically devastating that any person who is willing to mutter these words in an argument will immediately win due to the enemy simultaneously combusting into flames
Phil:hi Dave did you sleep with my sister last night?
Dave:yo mama
Phil:*dies
by Zoominham August 18, 2021
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Yo Mama

Yo Mama is a term that can also be written as "Your Mom". Followed by these words are usually rude adjectives/jokes to describe one's mother. But, some may choose to refer to your mother as fine or a milf by using sexual references instead of hurtful words.
Your Friend: Yo Mama so hairy when she gave birth to you, you had RUG BURNS
You: Wow man that's kinda rude
Your Friend: Sorry dude, it's just a joke
by GingerBreadMILF August 28, 2021
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ay, yo mama
by Beyoncéfan_64 September 3, 2021
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Yo mama

A reply to something stated against you, or you're bored and say it for no reason. The meaning lies in the word itself.
Yo mama fat it flattened my thighs while sitting on me. (I used it because Yo Mama is an animal)
by AAASHIT June 27, 2021
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