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wombat

A woman who is a complete WASTE OF MONEY, BRAINS, AND TIME.
"My friend kendra is a total wombat."
by cowboysncupcakes February 2, 2016
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The wombats gone through the snake

Typically used when referring to project resourcing:
When a particularly stressful part of a project has been seen out, and resources will not be stretched in future months. In essence as the wombat passes through the snake, the skin is extremely stretched (similar to the metaphorical human resources). When the wombat has fully passed, the resources are not as stretched and more capable of dealing with new issues.
Person 1: Our resources are looking very slim next month
Person 2: I wouldn't be too stressed, I feel like the wombats gone through the snake, and we should be back to normal in a few weeks
by struthmeruth June 21, 2020
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Gully Wombat

To knock someone out with one punch or beat someone up badly landing a particularly hard punch to the face.

Originated in Leeds
Person 1: Did you see the fight?
Person 2: Yeah he gave him a right Gully Wombat, knocked him out cold
by Mhlds April 12, 2021
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Wombat

The manliest animal alive. Native to Australia, the wombat is a are ferocious, apex predator that is capable of moving at 69 miles per hour, and even faster while flying. They feed on a diet of crocodiles, kangaroos, and human babies.
Oh fuck, is that a wombat? We are all doomed...
by PapaWombat 69 June 8, 2020
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WOMBAT

(Noun) Acronym: Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time. A project that serves no useful purpose. To be a true WOMBAT, it should also be expensive, require a lot of thought, and take a long time.
We rented equipment to dig holes, and wound up spending days filling them back in. If any of us had any smarts, this would have been a total WOMBAT.
by sidhe3141 February 14, 2019
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to salt the wombat

A german alternative for "having sex". The word wombat refers to the female genitals with a lot of pubic hair. Salt is the equivalent for semen.
I think i will get lucky tonight and be able to salt the wombat!

I met your sister yesterday and salted the wombat!
by CmdBanana June 10, 2024
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Chocolate Wombat

The act of gifting someone a chocolate representation of a regional animal, such as a small marsupial or mammal, as a token of thanks.
D: Hey J, I brought you back this Chocolate Wombat from Australia as a thanks for that restaurant recommendation.

J: Uh, thanks. Do I have to eat it?
by PoopyMcGee November 7, 2012
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