Wang Wombat

Usually encountered in a night club, a women looking to get laid, or a nice girl that is actually a closet freak.

Man, that Kelly is a real wang wombat. She was rubbing her legs together the whole time you were talking to her!

by FerndaleTom March 9, 2011

The Wombats fans

A complete legend with great taste in music.

The Wombats fans are incredible people.

by aforeignmarsupial November 23, 2021

he could talk the dick off a wombat

Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.

*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".

by oldmate694life March 7, 2023

Wombat

Used to describe a person WithOut Measurable Brains And Talent

I hate working with James. He’s wombat.

by Cgcarroll2468 March 27, 2023

Hand-to-Hand Wombat

A board game by the developers of Exploding Kittens. Also refers to fights between women.

Friend 1: "Hey whats up? Was just playing Hand-to-Hand Wombat with the gang"
Friend 2: "WHAT?!"

by PLMMJ January 16, 2024

Soggy Wombat

A delicious shot dedicated to the magestic and beautiful wombat when he is in his element, in the midst of summer, rolling in a muddy puddle.

Kahlua, spiced rum/grand mariner (depending on preference) with a baileys float.

Let’s get this party started with some Soggy Wombats

by FaerieKween December 17, 2023

Wombat

A person (often male) who perceives themself as soft and adorable as well as quirky and random. These people are typically morbidly obese and often reflect their short comings onto others. They tend to view any disagreement as being either racial or homophobic.

Wow, r/askreddit is full of wombats, get them the fuck out!

by jaden_thunder_balls September 19, 2021