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WOMbat

A WOMbat is a noun given to a male who typically chooses his female love interests company over his friends.
Johnnys being a massive WOMbat right now
by Madi 13 October 12, 2019
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wombat wobble

The act of stacking both hands in front of one’s mouth and proceeding to twist them in different directions to “play the didgeridoo
by FlimgusBimgus May 3, 2022
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wombat wings

Dirty, nasty, long hair that when underwater spreads out on both sides of the head like small wings. Normally a male's hair but could be a female's as well.
Patrick: "Curran's hair is so gross, just check out how it wombat wings."
Andy: "I know, he needs to cut that puppy down."
by Broskiii December 3, 2009
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Wombat

Wombat went to college with his wife Duchess of Cambridge, Princess Kate.
by Coop Dupe January 16, 2020
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to salt the wombat

A german alternative for "having sex". The word wombat refers to the female genitals with a lot of pubic hair. Salt is the equivalent for semen.
I think i will get lucky tonight and be able to salt the wombat!

I met your sister yesterday and salted the wombat!
by CmdBanana June 10, 2024
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WOMBAT

(Noun) Acronym: Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time. A project that serves no useful purpose. To be a true WOMBAT, it should also be expensive, require a lot of thought, and take a long time.
We rented equipment to dig holes, and wound up spending days filling them back in. If any of us had any smarts, this would have been a total WOMBAT.
by sidhe3141 February 14, 2019
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Chocolate Wombat

The act of gifting someone a chocolate representation of a regional animal, such as a small marsupial or mammal, as a token of thanks.
D: Hey J, I brought you back this Chocolate Wombat from Australia as a thanks for that restaurant recommendation.

J: Uh, thanks. Do I have to eat it?
by PoopyMcGee November 7, 2012
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