Woman

Woman is the the opposite of a man, also known as a female.

Women are the females of homo sapiens (intelligent man from latin).

Since women are females all of them have a vаgina.

This is a better definition than the last one.

The previous definition contains misleading information such as the wage gap. With a simple 5 min research break anyone can find whats true and not but since people care about their bias more than actual facts what can you do.

And here i am talking to myself in the urban dictionary website, arguing to myself.... ;-;

Yo mom is a woman

Woman by Bubbey June 20, 2018

Woman

A man, but they only belong in the kitchen.

Hey, get back to the kitchen you woman

Woman by Hidud2 February 11, 2019

Woman

A woman is a female person who is loved, beautiful, priceless, wonderful, loving, fantastic, happy, amazing, and much more. Everyone needs a woman in their life

I love that woman!!

Woman by Mr. Flip Flop July 13, 2019

Woman

When a male does something 'womanly' or unmanly this insult will be thrown at them. This is the ultimate derogatory statement to define an emo-tastic, man loving, teachers pet whom loves balls to the eye. A man who only wants a relationship with women. Someone who also complains about being called a woman. Or a man with no balls... and likes to say Gay Explosion and uses midget cream. Also a man that thinks other men are exquisite, and enjoys a daily dose of balls off cocktails (Blowing other men and painting nude portraits of them).

Wes: Dude, Glenn is such a woman.
Jared: Yeah man all he wants from chicks is a relationship.
Ben: Bitch, It's what's for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: Later Broke-Mother Fuckers

Woman by Jack Me Hoffman May 31, 2007

Woman

The other half of the human population. In possession of two X chromosomes unlike men who lost half of theirs hence having only an XY.

Some women can create new life, unlike men, whose only skill is getting a new wife.
On occasion women can be funny. Some women are the Playboy bunny.
Some women belong in the kitchen, others always be bitchin'
Certain women have thicc asses; other ones have smartasses.

Many women don't know how to cook. Lots of them prefer books.

Women don't need no makeup; they just need you to hookup.

Trad woman: Men are superior to woman
Feminist: NOOOOO

Woman by Maxine Mustang November 8, 2018

Woman

A guy, but not as cool

Guy 1: "hey, you see that person over there?"
Guy 2: "ya, what about them?"
Guy 1: "thats a woman."
Guy 2: "how do you know?"
Guy 1:"because they arnt as cool as me"

Woman by Notafurry469 November 27, 2018

Woman

a harry styles song

"Should we just search romantic comedies on Netflix and then see what we find?"
La la la la la la la la (whoa)
I'm selfish, I know
But I don't ever want to see you with him
I'm selfish, I know
I told you, but I know you never listen
I hope you can see the shape that I'm in
While he's touching your skin
He's right where I should, where I should be
But you're making me bleed
Woman
Woman

La la la la la la la la
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La la la la la la la la
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Tempted, you know
Apologies are never gonna fix this
I'm empty, I know
Promises are broken like the stitches
I hope you can see the shape I've been in
While he's touching your skin
This thing upon me, howls like a beast
You flower, you feast
Woman
Woman

La la la la la la la la
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Woman
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La la la la la la la la
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Woman
Woman!

Woman by thesearemyconfessions April 14, 2019