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Fort Gary

A group of some of the most likeminded and intelligent people on the planet, no one person comes close to the level of comedy and intellect that comes out of a conversation with a gazza boy as they have essentially ascended to a new plain of comedic existence. They regularly cleanse other servers of the mutants known as "e girls" by baiting someone to give them perms and nuking it and just like a true gazza boy would they are loyal to other members and do not let distractions such as other e girls get in the way of their server destroying spree.
Fort Gary member: > joins server
Gazza boy: Give me perms

Generic e girl: ok sure!
Gazza boy: > destroys server
Generic e girl: > gives perms again
Generic e girl: OMG WHY MY SERVERS KEEP GETTING DELETED

Generic e girl 2: OMG PMPMPMPMPMPMPM IM LAUGHING PMPMPM
by Nazzalmao December 12, 2019
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Dick Fort

A series of dickish actions with a massively dickish outcome known as a Dick Fort.
Super Dick: Dude, I was playing a prank on my roommate Bill by getting in his bed with his girlfriend when he went to piss while drunk the other night. He passed out when he got back without noticing, so I just stayed there. I woke up with a hardon and her unbuttoning my pants, which resulted in her mounting me. It was unexpected, so it was bareback and I came inside her. Afterwards, I just got back into my own bed. The worst part is, she got pregnant, they got married, and he thinks the kid is his. She swore me to secrecy.

Dick's Friend: Shit man, that was dick move after dick move. You really made a huge dick fort with that one.
by Despotic October 6, 2012
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fort wayne

The 2nd largest city in the state of Indiana. The demographics mainly consist of:

A. People who go to IPFW because they are too stupid to be accepted to another college. However, they think they are hot shit because, hey, they're in college. Because they could not go to another University, they have extra money, and spend it on buying a car that they no doubt, probably have sex with based on the way they value it.

B. Guys think that they are cool because they where pink shirts and pop their collars because they are tools. They can be seen at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning.

C. People who run red lights, because they have to get to "college" or go to the mall to buy pink shirts and polos.

D. Girls who basically resort to becoming sperm dumpsters because they go to "college" and major in Sociology and probably work at Hooters or some sort of restaurant where they are rewarded promptly for flirting with guys in pink shirts. They also attempt to get into Pierre's underage and think they are hot because they get hit on 30 year old trashy guys.

E. The townies who frequent Pierre's or other such bars and hit on "college" girls.
"You're a guy from Fort Wayne? You probably go to IPFW, wear pink shirts and pop your collar, and run red lights. You are a douche-bag"

"You're a girl from Fort Wayne? You probably go to IPFW, major in Sociology (in which you'll never use this degree), work at Hooters, and try to get into Pierre's to get hit on by 30 year old guys. You are a sperm dumpster."
by Clyde Crashcup April 11, 2007
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Fort McNewfie

The town of Fort McMurray. Named McNewfie because it has been overrun with the genectically challenged migrant workers from the Easter province of Newfoundland.
This fucking town isn't even part of Alberta anymore look at all the goddamn Newfies. Better sign up for a labotomy if were gonna stay. They should rename it Fort McNewfie!
by Electrical Genius November 14, 2010
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Fort Wayne

1. Non-existent, fictional city said to exist somewhere in the state of Indiana.
1. "Hey man, you've heard of Fort Wayne, right?"

"Nope."
by King of the Wild Frontier February 5, 2010
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Fort myers

A chill place located on the southwest side of Florida.Its located in between Miami and Tampa.A place where Sammy Watkins,Jevon kearse,Plies, and Deion Sanders is from.It is also known as the 239.
by AgentB11 February 22, 2019
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Fort Woodley

The best place to hang out in Woodley Park on a Friday night with the "Woodley Crew"
Hey guys, you wanna go chill at Fort Woodley tonight? There's always a tight party there.
by Charlie Cole October 16, 2007
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