wifi win

The act of finding Wifi during dyer needs of information only obtained at the time of needing the internet without data or signal.

After long debate over a trivia pursuit game answer, Joe had a Wifi Win after acquiring access to local wifi to ensure the correct answer over numerous fact checked websites.

by AdverageJoe_Earth August 22, 2017

WiFi Bread

"To make bread" means making money, and Wi-Fi Bread simply means making money online through entrepreneurial ventures.

Joe: I want to escape the 9-5 and make lots of money without going to the office every day.

James: Gotta make that WiFi bread then, homie.

by Morrahunter March 18, 2024

my wifi laggin

the only thing that'll save you from school

Teacher: Why were you late to class!?
George: my wifi lagging these days my bad
Teacher: anyways Justin why did you say 1+1 is 11

by im in school lolz April 23, 2021

wifi

something nobody can live without

I NEED MY WIFI TO PLAY AMONG US!!!!!

by bill triangle August 26, 2021

CFS WiFi

Internet that is slower than Internet in Africa or does not work at all. Even dialup is faster. Just got "updated" to 1/4 the speed. Has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.

Yo, you heard? CFS WiFi got upgraded to dialup.

Ms. Bryant's room has CFS WiFi. The internet is slow and half the time it just doesn't work.

by Pizza In Backpack April 29, 2020

The wifi comfort zone

When someone rarely leaves their house and when they do it's never past the yard.

"You should buy a car charger so your phone won't die"
"I KNOW but I never really leave my house so that would be a waste of a lot of precious moneeyyyy"
"Yeah your right, you're pretty lazy and never leave your yard"
The wifi comfort zone

by Munrokr May 26, 2014

let's play wifi

when 2 gay men decide to get out a double-sided dildo and have a competition to see who can slide it in the farthest first

Hey Derek, let's play WiFi.

by Stabbolikesgay February 24, 2021